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Re: NYBB

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:12 pm

Ah. Right. Sexy beast, of course.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: NYBB

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:34 pm

You were nearly right, it's actually Sex Beast from the Land of Aaaaarrrrrghhhhhit'sbittenmemyfoot'sswellingupohFSMI'mgoingtodie.

Note that Sex Beast here rhymes with Kangaroo Molester :idiot:
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Re: NYBB

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:14 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Aaaaarrrrrghhhhhit'sbittenmemyfoot'sswellingupohFSMI'mgoingtodie
I didn't know you knew Harold Holt's last words! (And the last words of every tourist who's died here)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: NYBB

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:16 pm

Taipan, tiger snake, blue-ringed octopus, stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell, that spikes you when you pick it up *hum hum*
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

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Re: NYBB

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:18 pm

Something something Bondi Beach!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: NYBB

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:27 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Something something Bondi Beach!

Big Shark, just waiting for you to go swimming, off Bondi Beach (neatly tying back in to here)
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Re: NYBB

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:26 am

Roy Hunter wrote:DTH, have you read Bill Bryson's Down Under? I'd be interested to hear what you thought of it. I loved Notes from a Small Island, which is about Britain.
Yeah, I bought it. It was a great book, and pretty accurate, too. (That Pets 'n Porn shop is real!)

I haven't had the chance to read Notes From a Small Island yet, but I'll have to find it somewhere. Unfortunately, I let a friend borrow Down Under and A Walk in the Woods (a dual-book thing, like a collection of short stories) but I haven't gotten them back yet. Both had me laughing all night. He's definitely one of my favourite authors.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: NYBB

Postby Cricket » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:38 pm

Spent a week on Isle Royale ten years ago or so - got rained on a lot. We'd taken "A Walk in the Woods", took turns reading it out loud, about laughed ourselves sick.

No bears up there, but the foxes will steal your boots if you're not careful.
Empusa's crew, so naked-new they may not face the fire,
But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,
(Kipling)

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Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:12 pm

hi crooket
now ya bcak
an ya bringd burdy bkac wiff ya
fank ye ye welkum

heer chickin chikin chikn
hav a baff in dis noice big pot
rrrrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: NYBB

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:37 pm

Nef Yoo is cooking? Sh*t.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: NYBB

Postby Ubi Dubium » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:40 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Nef Yoo is cooking? Sh*t.

Yes, there's a good chance that that is exactly what he is cooking.
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Re: NYBB

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:35 am

Damn, you beat me to it!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: NYBB

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:50 pm

I thought some of you might go there!

:haha:
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Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:49 pm

HAHA!

dum duddee dum ! :violin:
:violin: :violin: :violin:

i coman alla ya ta gib me doo wefferinse fer wechin tha holee wank ove brewmeiser !

i gunna bgun me nu job wiff a bigg batch ove wadermillin blud ! :scientist:
an alla ya git a sip fer free ! :bounce:

fank ye ye wellkum :tongue:

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Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:57 am

Ahoy dere ye scurby blaggarrds .

I juss maded free fowsend postesses .

Duss i git a speshull pwise oar sumfing ?

Kan i haff a nuw tittle noaw ?

Am i da bestest passafairy effa yet ?

Hurry hup , i bean waytin awl day .

Fank ye , ye welkum . :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.


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