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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:12 pm
Ah. Right. Sexy beast, of course.
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:34 pm
You were nearly right, it's actually Sex Beast from the Land of Aaaaarrrrrghhhhhit'sbittenmemyfoot'sswellingupohFSMI'mgoingtodie.
Note that Sex Beast here rhymes with Kangaroo Molester
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:14 pm
I didn't know you knew Harold Holt's last words! (And the last words of every tourist who's died here)
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:16 pm
Taipan, tiger snake, blue-ringed octopus, stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell, that spikes you when you pick it up *hum hum*
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:18 pm
Something something Bondi Beach!
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:27 pm
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Something something Bondi Beach!
Big Shark, just waiting for you to go swimming, off Bondi Beach (neatly tying back in to here
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:26 am
Roy Hunter wrote:DTH, have you read Bill Bryson's Down Under? I'd be interested to hear what you thought of it. I loved Notes from a Small Island, which is about Britain.
Yeah, I bought it. It was a great book, and pretty accurate, too. (That Pets 'n Porn shop is real!)
I haven't had the chance to read Notes From a Small Island
yet, but I'll have to find it somewhere. Unfortunately, I let a friend borrow Down Under
and A Walk in the Woods
(a dual-book thing, like a collection of short stories) but I haven't gotten them back yet. Both had me laughing all night. He's definitely one of my favourite authors.
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:38 pm
Spent a week on Isle Royale ten years ago or so - got rained on a lot. We'd taken "A Walk in the Woods", took turns reading it out loud, about laughed ourselves sick.
No bears up there, but the foxes will steal your boots if you're not careful.
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:12 pm
now ya bcak
an ya bringd burdy bkac wiff ya
fank ye ye welkum
heer chickin chikin chikn
hav a baff in dis noice big pot
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:37 pm
Nef Yoo is cooking? Sh*t.
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:40 pm
Scott the Pirate wrote:Nef Yoo is cooking? Sh*t.
Yes, there's a good chance that that is exactly what he is cooking.
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:35 am
Damn, you beat me to it!
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:50 pm
I thought some of you might go there!
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:49 pm
dum duddee dum !
i coman alla ya ta gib me doo wefferinse fer wechin tha holee wank ove brewmeiser !
i gunna bgun me nu job wiff a bigg batch ove wadermillin blud !
an alla ya git a sip fer free !
fank ye ye wellkum
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:57 am
Ahoy dere ye scurby blaggarrds .
I juss maded free fowsend postesses .
Duss i git a speshull pwise oar sumfing ?
Kan i haff a nuw tittle noaw ?
Am i da bestest passafairy effa yet ?
Hurry hup , i bean waytin awl day .
Fank ye , ye welkum .