The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:30 am

PKMKII wrote:You're just jealous that our revolution against the British actually worked. :whistle:

The Scots had a rebellion against themselves? Revolt against the English, they are British.

United Kingdom = United States.
Britain = Contiguous United States (as the UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland).
England, Scotland etc. = Texas, Ohio etc.

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:58 pm

Dammit, can't you people follow instructions? You're supposed to be calling me names, not each other!
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:49 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Dammit, can't you people follow instructions? You're supposed to be calling me names, not each other!

Bum face! Thistle muncher! :moon:
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby PKMKII » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:27 am

Soccer hooligan?
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:25 pm

PKMKII wrote:Football hooligan?


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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:28 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
PKMKII wrote:Football hooligan?


Fixed.

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby PKMKII » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:18 pm

No, No, that's the point. It was a double-whammy insult; calling him a hooligan, and using the American term for (soccer) football.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:57 am

PKMKII wrote:No, No, that's the point. It was a double-whammy insult; calling him a hooligan, and using the American term for (soccer) football.
Oh, you Canadians all think you're so clever, don't you?
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:51 am

This will be going to a vote soon...when I've worked out how to do it.

What have we got so far:

Dances with sheep
Sasquatch Scotsman
BalamoRoy
Puppymaster
Kilt Happens
Thistle Muncher
Mrs Hudson Bay Company
Laugh_Roy_oag (I just made that one up)
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby bacon » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:51 am

scottish haute cuisine
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:27 pm

"If it's no Scottish, it's CRAP!!"
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:36 pm

Deep fried anything.

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:49 am

Has Roy got any preferences, we need to wind this up...Oy Haggis breath...where are ye?
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:05 am

black bart wrote:Has Roy got any preferences, we need to wind this up...Oy Haggis breath...where are ye?
I'm still sulking about the results of the Wales - Scotland 'friendly'. As if you couldn't guess.

I like Dances with Sheep, Sasquatch Scotsman, if you changed it to Laph-Roy-aig I'd like that, and obviously Puppymaster.
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Following on from DB's earlier revelation that Bristol is in Wales, I was delighted to find out that he thinks Lothian is on the West coast. Them's the benefits of an English education.

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:"If it's no Scottish, it's CRAP!!"
I like this one too. I know it was Mike Myers, but was it SNL? I've only ever seen clips of it.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:35 am

OK so for Roy we've got:

Dances with sheep
Sasquatch Scotsman
BalamoRoy (probably drop that one)
Puppymaster
Kilt Happens
Thistle Muncher
Mrs Hudson Bay Company
Laugh_Roy_oag (I had some last night :drinking: )
Wales 3 Scotland 0 sack the f******g manager!
"If it's no Scottish, it's CRAP!!"

I think we usually choose 7 alternatives.
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