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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:47 am
by daftbeaker
Roy Hunter wrote:Following on from DB's earlier revelation that Bristol is in Wales, I was delighted to find out that he thinks Lothian is on the West coast. Them's the benefits of an English education.

It was Bart who got the Avon and Severn confused :wink:

And if you think I'm going to research something before I talk about it you're sadly mistaken :idiot:

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:56 am
by black bart
Whatever happened to the Avon Lady?

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:31 pm
by pieces o'nine
black bart wrote:Whatever happened to the Avon Lady?


She eloped with Mr. Severn; they emigrated from Nottinghamshire to the New World, haven of unfettered capitalism and cosmetics-mad Idahoans.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:01 am
by black bart
pieces o'nine wrote:
black bart wrote:Whatever happened to the Avon Lady?


She eloped with Mr. Severn; they emigrated from Nottinghamshire to the New World, haven of unfettered capitalism and cosmetics-mad Idahoans.


helpful citizen of liberal views, and has a reputation for sterling manhood that makes him popular with all who know him.
:lech:

No wonder she went off with him!

Back to Roy's title I think we're just about ready for the vote.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:07 am
by Ubi Dubius
I move that nominations be closed!

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:55 am
by bacon
i second the motion - but only because this gave me the opportunity to be under ubi :lech:

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:57 pm
by TwistedSister
^yer notty.
Yer ban!

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:02 pm
by Ubi Dubius
bacon wrote:i second the motion - but only because this gave me the opportunity to be under ubi :lech:

Anytime. :lech:
I guess that puts me under TS now. A sandwich! :grin:

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:21 pm
by black bart
If there are no objections, I'll start a vote poll tomorrow night (if sober enough) for Roy with these options:

For Roy Hunter
Dances with sheep
Sasquatch Scotsman
Puppymaster
Kilt Happens
Thistle Muncher
Laugh_Roy_oag
"If it's no Scottish, it's CRAP!!"

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:28 pm
by Tigger_the_Wing
black bart wrote:If there are no objections, I'll start a vote poll tomorrow night (if sober enough) for Roy with these options:

For Roy Hunter
Dances with sheep
Sasquatch Scotsman
Puppymaster
Kilt Happens
Thistle Muncher
Laugh_Roy_oag
"If it's no Scottish, it's CRAP!!"


This option, may I humbly suggest, would be greatly improved by closer spelling to the original "Laphroaig";
i.e. "Laugh_Roy_aig" replacing the syllables "Laph_ro_aig".

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:33 pm
by black bart
Even as ye say it, so shall it be.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:30 am
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Q : Hoaw did coppur wyer gedid invintid ?

A: By too scotzmin ovur a pinny !

Fank ye ye :welcome:

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 2:49 pm
by Cardinal Fang
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CF

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 4:03 pm
by Roy Hunter
Well, I'm about 300 posts shy of 15,000. That might be time for another title, maybe?

Anyway, if you fancy hurling some insults, don't let me stop you.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 4:05 pm
by daftbeaker
Err, err, talented musician?

Doesn't seem right as a title somehow :idiot: