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The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:41 am
by Roy Hunter
Thanks to a surfeit of caffeine and not the most mentally demanding work schedule in the world, I have managed to accrue 5000 posts.
Capellini wrote:Here is how this will work. Anyone who has the title of Prophet will start a thread here requesting a title, and listing the attributes they feel, beyond just being a Prophet, make them deserving of such an honor. THEN, the rest of the community will offer suggestions, a mod or admin will start a poll to vote, and then the mod staff will make a final decision between the top two winners.
What attributes do I have that make me deserving of such an honour? None really.

But I am a comedy Scotsman who drinks too much, wears a kilt, likes haggis and eats fried food. I'm also an enthusiastic spouter of psychobabble, and dangerous socialist propaganda like "Wouldn't it be nice if you could get your heart attack treated before you get a credit check?". And I'm a musician, and... oh, what do you call those freeloading, talentless idiots who hang out with musicians? Oh yeah! A Drummer!

So rather than asking you to applaud my inestimable skill in remembering the URL of this forum for long enough to rack up 5k, I shall invite you to consider my personal attributes, and then insult me in as personal a manner as you see fit. Extra points for inventiveness. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:35 am
by Ubi Dubius
Let's see, I suppose somebody should respond to our Scotsman. Drums, Scotland, haggis, drinking too much.

Little Drummer boy.
Drunken Drummer boy.
Drunken Drummer Scot, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. There we go!

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:26 am
by TwistedSister
Hmmmmmm.
Must take time to think about this.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:28 pm
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard
Drunken Dalek

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:29 pm
by Ubi Dubium
All your bass will be exterminated

(RRR+5)

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:50 pm
by TwistedSister
Lord of the Strings
The Kilted Wonder
Dances with Sheep
Saucey Scottsman
Sir Sean Connery, he ain't
Crabbit Auld Min

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:26 pm
by Ubi Dubius
The Extra Scotsman Behind That Tree.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:29 pm
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:33 pm
by PantyGnawer

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:14 am
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Haggis Hugger

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:19 pm
by Mad Willyum Bonney
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ..... altho a hole lotta BS has trubbeld me loife .. at leest oi not be a Scotsmin loike Roy .

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:54 pm
by Scott the Pirate
Sasquatch Scotsman

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:45 am
by PKMKII
How do you know when there's a drummer at your door? The knock keeps speeding up.

Scots, the first culture that the English empire drove to alcoholism.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:06 am
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard
The Irish invented the kilt. Scots added the tartan and pleats.

The Irish invented whisky. The Scots added malted barley, dried over a peat fire.

The Irish invented the bagpipes. The Scots still haven't gotten the joke.

Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:47 pm
by pieces o'nine
Whit diz a dalek wear under its drum kit?