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Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:14 am
by PKMKII
How you doin'! Check this out, Ima prophet now, it's like I'm a made man now, you know what I'm sayin'? Only thing is, you goombas gotta give me title, somethin' propa for me. Don't bust my balls too hard, capisce?

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:17 pm
by bacon
Congrats on your prophethood! My brain is too dead to think of a good title for you right now (probably from breathing in all of the paint fumes).

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:05 pm
by Qwertyuiopasd
Oh, gee, what could he possibly be going for? Surely, we should avoid any possibly offensive traditional new yorker epithets, or mafioso terminology.

The only thing I feel like coming up with right now is "The Consequence." A horrible amalgamation of a Jersey Shore reference, and a reference to that cyber police thing.

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:29 pm
by Edd
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Oh, gee, what could he possibly be going for? Surely, we should avoid any possibly offensive traditional new yorker epithets, or mafioso terminology.


I thought he was going for the 'Hey, I post lots of things people might find offensive but I'm trying to be funny so you shouldn't really take offense' defense.

(Too much ball busting? Not enough?)

In honor of his Word a Day thread: 'Vocabulary' :lech: Enhancer

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:59 pm
by Roy Hunter
Congratulations on your prophethood! My suggestions so far:

"MEAT!"
"From our New York correspondent"

F**k it, I'm going to offend you a stereotype anyway:

"I'm-a gonna make you some pasta you can't refuse."

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:02 pm
by Qwertyuiopasd
Actually, I'm really feeling the idea of "Senior New York Correspondent." Or however The Daily Show does their thing with their "correspondents."

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:46 pm
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sonofagun, you snuck that right by me. I didn't realize you were even close! :idiot:

Well, congratulations, PK. Hmmm, now let's see...

The Oddfather

New and Improved! (for the MK II reference, unless I totally missed the boat on that)

might come up with a few more in a day or two...

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:45 pm
by bacon
Palaverous Pizano

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:02 pm
by daftbeaker
Has never been to Old York

Lord of the Concrete Jungle

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:20 am
by Tigger_the_Wing
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:



The Oddfather

New and Improved! (for the MK II reference, unless I totally missed the boat on that)

might come up with a few more in a day or two...


Yes, why PKMKII? It has baffled me since I first saw it! :confused:
I'm not even going to attempt to come up with a title until I get a full explanation of your username. So there. :moon:

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:37 pm
by PKMKII
ET got it right about the MKII part. But I'm not divulging on PK, gotta maintain some level of mystery.

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:39 pm
by Qwertyuiopasd
It's short for Pokemon.

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:52 pm
by PKMKII
The logical acronym for Pokemon would be PM, as it's a variation on "Pocket Monsters."

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:01 pm
by Qwertyuiopasd
Exactly, which is why you chose a less logical acronym, so as to throw people off.

the "official" acronym or shortening is actually PKMN. So PK is logical in the sense that it's a shortening of that. In fact, include the M, and PKMK is only one letter away fro PKMN, thus making it a clever sort of acronymal portmanteau.

Re: Hey Youze Guys!

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:22 pm
by Roy Hunter
I thought PK might be the initials of a famous journalist or writer, and he might be the MKII of them. Can't think of any, though...