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Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Poll ended at Thu May 26, 2011 7:01 am

Any resemblance to PZ Myers is purely coincidental
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10%
File all appeals with Ubi Dubium
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No votes
Hacktivist Judge
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Ubi Dubius ibi justicia . . . vel utique crustulum
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14%
Set bail, me hearties!
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43%
Legal bald eagle
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Best wigge in the fleet
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5%
Attorney and Pirate at Law
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29%
 
Total votes: 21
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri May 13, 2011 8:28 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Luks loike poopyhead ta me.
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He bannd!
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Ubi Dubius
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri May 13, 2011 10:04 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Voted.

I thought there would be refreshments afterwards.

Here. Have a crustulum.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby TwistedSister » Fri May 13, 2011 10:26 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:Voted.

I thought there would be refreshments afterwards.

Here. Have a crustulum.

Sounds like a medical issue or procedure. I'll pass. Thanks anyways.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat May 14, 2011 1:26 am

TwistedSister wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:Voted.

I thought there would be refreshments afterwards.

Here. Have a crustulum.

Sounds like a medical issue or procedure. I'll pass. Thanks anyways.


Sounds like a Pokémon to me:

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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun May 15, 2011 11:31 am

I held two bail hearings for the same defendant 4 hours apart. During the first set of hearings, I issued a Protective Order. Four hours later, he was in front of me for violating it.

:facepalm:
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun May 15, 2011 6:43 pm

So, are ye sayin ye *duzzint* want "Set bail me hearties" anymoor?
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby TwistedSister » Sun May 15, 2011 9:36 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:I held two bail hearings for the same defendant 4 hours apart. During the first set of hearings, I issued a Protective Order. Four hours later, he was in front of me for violating it.

:facepalm:

Maybe he just thought you looked cute in your robe and wanted a second peek........
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun May 15, 2011 10:17 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:I held two bail hearings for the same defendant 4 hours apart. During the first set of hearings, I issued a Protective Order. Four hours later, he was in front of me for violating it.

:facepalm:

Maybe he just thought you looked cute in your robe and wanted a second peek........

Can you blame him?
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby black bart » Mon May 16, 2011 6:45 am

Silence in court!
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby black bart » Fri May 20, 2011 8:19 am

Still time for some last minute votes.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Milo the dog » Fri May 20, 2011 8:23 am

Arf!
Arf!
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri May 20, 2011 8:24 am

^^...or last minute appeal for clemency by the defendant?
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat May 21, 2011 12:53 pm

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warr b me sujjessin!?!
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i no gunna wote if me sujjesin not heer !!
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ye all band
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby black bart » Mon May 23, 2011 7:04 am

^Over 3000 Nef Yoo posts till he gets a title :cry:
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby DavidH » Mon May 23, 2011 8:52 am

Yes, but we'll get our own back with a monumentally awful title. :haha:
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