39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby StJason » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:34 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:The real purpose of the Temple of the Prophets is for people who reach a post count of 5,000 and attain the rank of Prophet of Pastafarianism. We then start a poll to give them a custom title to replace their rank. Even then, we are no 'better' than other Pastafarians.


Is that all we have to do?

...oh. Crap.

That's what we have to do...


Is posts to the Facebook group counted?
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:06 am

StJason wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:The real purpose of the Temple of the Prophets is for people who reach a post count of 5,000 and attain the rank of Prophet of Pastafarianism. We then start a poll to give them a custom title to replace their rank. Even then, we are no 'better' than other Pastafarians.


Is that all we have to do?

...oh. Crap.

That's what we have to do...


Is posts to the Facebook group counted?

Not generally, no. They don't auto-tally, so there's no way to keep that score. Sorry about that.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:10 am

StJason wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:The real purpose of the Temple of the Prophets is for people who reach a post count of 5,000 and attain the rank of Prophet of Pastafarianism. We then start a poll to give them a custom title to replace their rank. Even then, we are no 'better' than other Pastafarians.


Is that all we have to do?

...oh. Crap.

That's what we have to do...


Is posts to the Facebook group counted?


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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby StJason » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:06 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StJason wrote:Is posts to the Facebook group counted?

Not generally, no. They don't auto-tally, so there's no way to keep that score. Sorry about that.


Right. So then all I need to do is post 4938 more times...
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:12 pm

Ye haza ARRRR ! moor offin ! rrrrrrrrr
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:59 pm

StJason wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StJason wrote:Is posts to the Facebook group counted?

Not generally, no. They don't auto-tally, so there's no way to keep that score. Sorry about that.


Right. So then all I need to do is post 4938 more times...
:facewall:

One of the reasons that the Fun And Games section is so popular.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:02 am

DavidH wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:For Bart and Pieces not to be considered among the best of all time is a shame. It's not their fault there's no internet access in the afterlife.


Hear, hear.


We must write something as a tribute to them in the Loose Canon , The Acts of the Apastles seems like a good spot .
Peices and Bart loved books , i think they would be tickled being in one .
Wotcha all fink ?
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Monobaz » Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:26 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
DavidH wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:For Bart and Pieces not to be considered among the best of all time is a shame. It's not their fault there's no internet access in the afterlife.


Hear, hear.


We must write something as a tribute to them in the Loose Canon , The Acts of the Apastles seems like a good spot .
Peices and Bart loved books , i think they would be tickled being in one .
Wotcha all fink ?



I think it is a great idea. I mentioned “Pastafarian Perfection” in an earlier post, the connotation being Bart and Pieces are in a state of perfect holiness (c.f. the Nazirite tradition). It is fitting that these two wonderful personalities should be immortalised in the Loose Canon.
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby RevWrongway » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:06 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:We must write something as a tribute to them in the Loose Canon , The Acts of the Apastles seems like a good spot .
Peices and Bart loved books , i think they would be tickled being in one .
Wotcha all fink ?



Who are you and what have you done with Nef Yoo Blackbeard?

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nancy Delia » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:03 pm

RevWrongway wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:We must write something as a tribute to them in the Loose Canon , The Acts of the Apastles seems like a good spot .
Peices and Bart loved books , i think they would be tickled being in one .
Wotcha all fink ?



Who are you and what have you done with Nef Yoo Blackbeard?

:whip:


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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby ChowMein » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:32 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
DavidH wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:For Bart and Pieces not to be considered among the best of all time is a shame. It's not their fault there's no internet access in the afterlife.




We must write something as a tribute to them in the Loose Canon , The Acts of the Apastles seems like a good spot .
Peices and Bart loved books , i think they would be tickled being in one .
Wotcha all fink ?



:cry: I will forever miss those two , huge void in here . No offence to the mateys , they are a fabulous witty crew , but Bart and Peices...i don't believe we shall see like of them again . :cry:

Gotta think of something quick to get them into the canon before it hits the presses .
ARGH ! The pressure !

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:00 pm

ChowMein wrote: I will forever miss those two, huge void in here. No offence to the mateys, they are a fabulous witty crew, but Bart and Peices...i don't believe we shall see like of them again.

So true, CM. Bart's sense of humor and unfailing omnipresence made him one of the sturdiest stones in our foundation here, and Pieces was one of the most intelligent, insightful and inspirational (and beautiful) people I have ever known. I'm sure that we will meet them again at the Volcano one day. Meanwhile, I suppose we'll soldier on, and keep them with us in our hearts.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Monobaz » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:07 am

ChowMein wrote: :cry: I will forever miss those two , huge void in here . No offence to the mateys , they are a fabulous witty crew , but Bart and Peices...i don't believe we shall see like of them again . :cry:


I really feel for those who knew Bart and Pieces. I for one take no offence at your grief and expression of despair. I find it sad simply reading their old posts and I didn't even know them. :cry:
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:02 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOO !

Et apeers thut oi aut to be on thee liss fer thee all tyme best pastafarryins effer .
Hew be thee keeper of this liss !
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:45 pm

Deer Aunti Blakboard,
dat liss ov bestest passifaries effa woz writ by Anti Nancy.
Rrrrrr
she notty Auntie BB
Rrrrr.
She fourgotted alla bout Unca Bart an Aunty Pieces
An it maid me cwy.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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