39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:07 am

wharrr b thatt Nancy Delilah blaggardddd?
Why is all thee childrrrens snivelin' an' hollerrrin'?

oi'll 'ave 'er swingin' frum thee yardarrrm iff Oi catches 'er.
Yaagghrrr!

All thee dinnn b disturbin' me hafternoon napp.
Grrrrrrr!
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Dechujoh64 » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:52 pm

OY AUNTIE BB U ONLY B THE 1 WHOM B HALLERRIN AN YELLERRIN!
SO SHUT IT AND SPEAK N A RESPECTFUL MANNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :lol: :moon: :idea: :idea: :idea: (jk)


but It don't matter much to me, Nancy Delia but my time as a prophet o' pastafarianism will soon come.
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:16 pm

Oi woz dreamin' Oi supphose four me eyes woz nearly clowsed
Wen a verry strrange proceshun passed me buy,
zzzzzzzz..............zzzzzzzzz.............zzzzzzzzzzz.......
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby DavidH » Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:55 pm

First there came the kangaroo with his swag of blankets blue,
He had with him a dingo for a mate.
They were travelling pretty fast when they waved to me as they passed,
And said, “We've got to be pushing on, it's getting late.”
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:48 am

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Grafts be luverly .
Kant mayk heds nor tales uffit doh .
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:27 am

iss bery eesey Uncca Mad .

Thee gween line it joyn hup alla gween dots ,

thee bwew line it joyn hup alla bwew dots ,

an' da bwown line joyns hup alla bwown dots .

Fankye , ye welcum . :welcome:
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Edd » Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:52 pm

Mad Willyum and I don't even get an honorable mention?
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:53 am

Nancy Delia is also Eric Whatshisname too, Edd. It'd hardly a bad thing to be left out of this list.
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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:18 am

i iss wun off da bess passafaries effa uncca ed , rrrrr !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:01 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:i iss wun off da bess passafaries effa uncca ed , rrrrr !

Proof, if any were needed, that the list is utter rubbish :haha:
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

I liked his explanation about what brought him to chemistry as much as the video itself - pieces o'nine

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:51 pm

Um , thee passaferry liss iss wubbish innit unnca darf ,

alla gude peepulls not b onnit duz they uncca daff ,

arntie nanseys fred iss bollocks innit unca darf ,
............. :lurk:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:27 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:For Bart and Pieces not to be considered among the best of all time is a shame. It's not their fault there's no internet access in the afterlife.

SURELY they sit in honour beside His Noodliness? Hope to meet them "in the sauce" in The Great Beer Hall in the Sky someday :fsm_float:

Rob Roy McHunter wrote:Also, I am not a really good Pastafarian. I am also an ordained Dudeist Priest and a novice monk of the Toadfish Monastery.

He accepts ALL Roy [how you doin' by the way?] so that makes you the Perfect Pastafarian. I don't attend Church but that doesn't mean I lost my faith, just my password.

Nef you are definitely top of the Notty List! :whip: :whip:
Send lawyers, guns and money...

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:21 pm

Fank ye Uncca Raffi Oily ! :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby buttlicking22 » Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:39 pm

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Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Postby Monobaz » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:07 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:DaveL....PirateHelloKitty


Hi Eric,

I must say I find your current sock puppet's name rather offensive butt that is for the Moderators to decide. Considering they haven't banned you yet perhaps you might be so kind as to answer a question for me. Why do you see it necessary to have a hard copy of the Loose Canon and does it warrant the risk of personal prosecution?
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