The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:03 pm

...deezyres to strip Mad Will nekid, coats 'im in chockerlit and...
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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:06 pm

...give 'em t' Nef Yoo, claimin' Mad Willyum were a fancy ITLAPD candy manyoofakchurt by Cadbury. Nef Yoo wud then...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:29 pm

...share 'is Chockerlit Willyum wiv ADoS... 'ang on a mo... Nef share chockerlit? Of cawse 'e'd rathur...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:36 am

... HOBOUY ! Alla choklet fer me! rrr rrrrr
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ye all kin haff a big bite ov sum !
Ho! I drop sum rrrrr

hokay rrrrr ye all kin haff alla dem wuns
fank ye ye welkum
rrrrr um rrrr
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:08 am

...thee Sharks ignored thee chocolate and went straight for Nef Yoo's...
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Postby DaveL » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:31 pm

...eye patch...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:16 am

..oi finks ye mean bum-bum-bummity-bum patch...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:57 am

...I always knew this tale would ave it's victims", cried thee Cap'n, "but why, oh why someone o such tender years...why not some old flea bitten git like thee shyppe's cook...an wiv that he...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:23 am

...bit the ship's cook and went off to find a drink. Just then, Nef Yoo's diaper surfaced, much to the horror of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:40 pm

...thee payin passengers wot waz lowngin abowt in the shypes ool wot now obverserly now 'ad a "p" innit...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:49 am

...an that P was there as a result of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:06 pm

... copeeyus amaonts ove ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:53 pm

...teeth...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:45 am

... wot wiff e den chood ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:48 am

...sum grub from a recipe by thee infamouse Pyrate Chef "Chow Mein", who's long lost recipe tome was found floatin in thee...
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