NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:34 pm

HARVEST YE WUBBERS!
Hi be thee no-tories capn Niff Yoo BuckBeer. I bee thee goat two guy an sech fur thee PYRITS bits en bobbs of thee bored.

I coman ye brung me peetzer an chocklit milk an sech

Diss mee fillum :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
Fank ye ye welkum
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby ElBuitre » Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:56 pm

Ahoy!

Glad to put me 'n front of yor grreatly illuminated persons as Oy am, a humble Pastafari'n Pirate trying to find the happiness ('nd the booty, or two) in the cruise.

Oy hav readed most of this topic, and the bunch of Arrrggh, Yarrr, is smnthin'g tha Oy have to practeese.
Have iouuur blesseed ones in mind that Oy am a prroud Spaniard (Kasteeyeean, or Castillian) and neith-er the 'nzient engleesh or thee moredern one arrre my mother languitch. Which is thee reasong that Oy introdeuz mayshelf. BUt Oy rec-easted jet at prrroporr lokation.

But a Pirate, for the FSM glory.

Hope that my firrrst at-temp with the pirrate language here hash not be lower than the occasion deeserf.

Will serrrrrch for the topic to name my boat, Oy have maybe nor the faster nor the deadliest but a mainmast watchtower with cold beer so high that see you come by with enough time to advice the cooker.

Due no hook have till now big hugs to you all. Cheers!
EL Buitre. The Vulture.

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"The Vulture" sees everything.
"The Vulture" doesn’t eat birdseed.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby TheRandomOne » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:16 am

Avast, ye' fellow salty seadogs! I be' The Random One, lover o' all things random, o' all things pasta, an' n' parrkultur.......pkiti.......parlitic........Arrrhhh, best be forgetin' 'bout that. I be wonderin' if ere' be any tricks teh' this trade n' this ere' part o' the high seas!
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby TheRandomOne » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:58 am

Yarr, I be a most unconventional pirate o' sorts. I still be peruze......persus........persuaded......Arrhhhh, best be forgetin' 'bout that un' too. I still be travlin' the High Seas, but me d' it n' a strange manARRHH. I be usin' this ere' flyin' pirate ship( points to a UH-1 "Huey") at' teh' FSM did grant me enough o' at' green stuff teh' aquiry....aquirl......akuire......Arrrhh, I be 'orrible at this.
Avast, I still be avein' one problem, per say. The FSM did not inform me o' teh' fact that this ere' flyin' pirate ship requires fuel, o' which I don' ave' enough ,er, wealth teh' purchase. 'Cause o' this, I ave' teh' sail teh' seas loik on' o' ye' normal scallywags 'till I ave' enough cash the buy fuel for me flyin' pirate ship which His Noodlyness did 'low me to receive. I 'ope teh' be o' some worth (an' comedic relief) while I be workin' tworads me goal.
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:33 pm

rrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby TheRandomOne » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:23 pm

ARRRRRRHHHHHHH
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby TheRandomOne » Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:38 pm

Avast, the Admirial Benbone still 'round? Me gullet nary ere' been this dry 'fore.
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon May 16, 2016 2:20 pm

Um um
Tha hadmurl benbow b ober darr bside anty fifis howse rrrr
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:06 am

Ahoy mateys!

Oi be a pirate! They call me Purple Lil on accounts that be me favourite colour.

I be the cutest pirate what sailed the Seven Seas.... and The Shropshire Union canal.

I have brought grog for ye an' chocolate milk for the young un by the name of Nefyoo Blackbeard, who I hear be only three.

Pleshure to make yarghh acquaintances!!

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:27 pm

Purple Lil wrote:Ahoy mateys!

Oi be a pirate! They call me Purple Lil on accounts that be me favourite colour.

I be the cutest pirate what sailed the Seven Seas.... and The Shropshire Union canal.

I have brought grog for ye an' chocolate milk for the young un by the name of Nefyoo Blackbeard, who I hear be only three.

Pleshure to make yarghh acquaintances!!


HO!

fank ye ye welkum rrrrrr

um um um
wot abowt tha peedza an kayk an nu cutliss
a reel wun !
rrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Purple Lil » Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:38 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
Purple Lil wrote:Ahoy mateys!

Oi be a pirate! They call me Purple Lil on accounts that be me favourite colour.

I be the cutest pirate what sailed the Seven Seas.... and The Shropshire Union canal.

I have brought grog for ye an' chocolate milk for the young un by the name of Nefyoo Blackbeard, who I hear be only three.

Pleshure to make yarghh acquaintances!!


HO!

fank ye ye welkum rrrrrr

um um um
wot abowt tha peedza an kayk an nu cutliss
a reel wun !
rrrr


Yargh be welcome Nefyoo!

I don't be 'avin' a spare cutlass, new or otherrrrwise...

But cake? Aye! I can provide ye!

Arrrggghh!!

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:50 pm

rrrr

fank ye ye welkum rrrr

ummmm doan fergit tha eyes skreem rrrr
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:53 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:rrrr

fank ye ye welkum rrrr

ummmm doan fergit tha eyes skreem rrrr


Yargh!

Don't ye be worryin' I neverr forget ye ice cream!

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:01 am

STAY AWAY FROM THE NEF YOO, IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!!

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:09 pm

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irk b a bum bum hed

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