Oi tried this wif Dom thee Danger Catte, an put citrus oyl in thee bottil too, as cats arnt spozed ter loike hit.
Dom jes holds up his hed an smoile, loike he were bein' happlied wiv haftershave. An 'e bain't afeered ter hang owt in thee bafroom sink or tub, neever.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. ~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
Breaking news...
this just in
details as we gets 'em
a poster was spied down around the docks about 2 am this mornin by our intrepid reporter
he was supposed to be working on a story about the illegal mutton trade so I suppose it is concievable the idiot had business on the docks at 2am but anyway I digress
FREE KITTENS-CUTE CUDDLY KITTENS- ABOUT 3 WEEKS OLD- WORMED AND 1ST SHOTS! COME GET YER FREE KITTEN phone 555-1234
is the cat population on the verge of exploding here in Portsmouth?
where are the kittens coming from?
who's cat is having the kittens?
will the father be named?
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
anthrobabe wrote:is the cat population on the verge of exploding here in Portsmouth? where are the kittens coming from? who's cat is having the kittens? will the father be named?
is may be Catatonian refyoogee come.... is will tell story Catatonia one day