Poll-- who be brave enuff to clap Tiddles in Irons

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Who be brave enuff

I be brave enuff- lets me ats em
4
36%
Well oil sure try, hands me a pair o chainmail gloves
2
18%
Cats? Whot cats?
0
No votes
*psssst* don tells em whar I be hidin frum em
0
No votes
Firs o all we needs to spikes tha tuna wif clorofoms
2
18%
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2
18%
yes in fact this is another mindless mess
1
9%
 
Total votes: 11
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CATPIN_PUFF
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:41 pm

hurrr hurrr hurrr..... we is sprayfightit now?


Cat is has gud aims:
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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:05 am

PirateGuy wrote:Squirts with spray water bottle


No kitteh, down kitteh, BAD.

Oi tried this wif Dom thee Danger Catte, an put citrus oyl in thee bottil too, as cats arnt spozed ter loike hit.

Dom jes holds up his hed an smoile, loike he were bein' happlied wiv haftershave. An 'e bain't afeered ter hang owt in thee bafroom sink or tub, neever.
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Postby anthrobabe » Fri May 02, 2008 10:44 am

Breaking news...
this just in
details as we gets 'em

a poster was spied down around the docks about 2 am this mornin by our intrepid reporter
he was supposed to be working on a story about the illegal mutton trade so I suppose it is concievable the idiot had business on the docks at 2am but anyway I digress


FREE KITTENS-CUTE CUDDLY KITTENS- ABOUT 3 WEEKS OLD- WORMED AND 1ST SHOTS! COME GET YER FREE KITTEN
phone 555-1234

is the cat population on the verge of exploding here in Portsmouth?
where are the kittens coming from?
who's cat is having the kittens?
will the father be named?
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF » Fri May 02, 2008 10:40 pm

anthrobabe wrote:is the cat population on the verge of exploding here in Portsmouth?
where are the kittens coming from?
who's cat is having the kittens?
will the father be named?


is may be Catatonian refyoogee come.... is will tell story Catatonia one day
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