Oi think they be hessential to yer Piratical diet. Ye can't eat all that fishead stew with out em.
Do they really have smilin faces?
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Turnips
Oi think they be hessential to yer Piratical diet. Ye can't eat all that fishead stew with out em.
Do they really have smilin faces?
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black bart
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Re: Turnips
Arrrr, I agrees wiv yer matey...I has hemployed a young wench called Tess o the Darrrghbervilles ta pick some:
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pieces o'nine
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Re: Turnips
Oh aye. But turnips arrrgh not t'be trifled wiv. They'll cut ye if ye cross 'em, mate.
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Re: Turnips
Barty, can we hexpect to see a Bart Industries vegetarian range comprising primarily of turnips comin out soon?
Pieces Oi haves never seen a turnip o' lantern before. We could be onto a new trend!
Pieces Oi haves never seen a turnip o' lantern before. We could be onto a new trend!
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DaveL wrote:Pieces Oi haves never seen a turnip o' lantern before. We could be onto a new trend!
Ye 'asn't bin "witnessed to" verra much, has ye?
The Story of the Jack-o-lantern as told by sumwun wiv a verra confuzzled oidea ov calflick doctrine. Oi'll spayre ye thee woild-oi'ed stuff about Cap'n Samhain.
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Bart:
Fankin ye fer hex"spud"oitin thee recent shipment. Me crewe seams 'appy wiv thee newe rashuns, so farrrgh.
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: Turnips
Mmm, turnip pie.
Oi wunner iffen ye could send me sum o' those tharr pies. Oi need some new sharkbait, err... oi means a new diet, o' course.
Oi wunner iffen ye could send me sum o' those tharr pies. Oi need some new sharkbait, err... oi means a new diet, o' course.
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Re: Turnips
Arrrr...
It looks like yer dropped it on the shag pile.
It looks like yer dropped it on the shag pile.
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Re: Turnips
It cord onlee 'elp thee taste, methinks.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Turnips
umm..wen oi shags onna pile (or, on rare ho'-ccasions, IN one), turnips 'ave no bin in evvy-dense..but, naow dat they's becum da hip kine rootie, oi'm orf t'get me ordure in fer a coupla dozen...(oi be plannin' t'take 'em on me next X-tended visit to Madame Fifi's..)
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Re: Turnips
Rutabegga!.....
Way better.
Way better.
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Re: Turnips
pieces o'nine wrote:DaveL wrote:Pieces Oi haves never seen a turnip o' lantern before. We could be onto a new trend!
Ye 'asn't bin "witnessed to" verra much, has ye?
The Story of the Jack-o-lantern as told by sumwun wiv a verra confuzzled oidea ov calflick doctrine. Oi'll spayre ye thee woild-oi'ed stuff about Cap'n Samhain.
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Bart:
Fankin ye fer hex"spud"oitin thee recent shipment. Me crewe seams 'appy wiv thee newe rashuns, so farrrgh.
Arrrgh them's sure are tasty pies...an the bonus be if ye keeps em frozen ye can use em as substitute canon balls.
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Re: Turnips
erm..carrots, turnips, parsnips, beets
make da vewy best of eats
eaten raw, they be a di-yut
good fo' ebberyone-so try hit!
(mo' bettah far than steak or pie....
start yer chewin' 'n' no arsk w'y!)
fang-gew, fang-gew...oi'll be 'ere all weeke (unless yez bribe..er..arsk..me t' "git-da-fook-oot"..no worries, oi'm easy..)
make da vewy best of eats
eaten raw, they be a di-yut
good fo' ebberyone-so try hit!
(mo' bettah far than steak or pie....
start yer chewin' 'n' no arsk w'y!)
fang-gew, fang-gew...oi'll be 'ere all weeke (unless yez bribe..er..arsk..me t' "git-da-fook-oot"..no worries, oi'm easy..)
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Turnips
The turnip is over - http://i.helikon.bg/110458z.jpg
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Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
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Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Re: Turnips
Aarrrgh...nice big Bilge Rat ye've got thare matey.
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Re: Turnips
Oi jus' larnt summa dem popularrgh rooties be found all ovvah da worl'..fo' reals, bredren 'n' cistern! they's bin known to "turnip" almos' annyw'ere...
(still waitin' onna bribes..er..farewell gratuities..be warned, oi gots lots more frae w'ere dis ^ cum from.. )
(still waitin' onna bribes..er..farewell gratuities..be warned, oi gots lots more frae w'ere dis ^ cum from..
)'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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