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Pirate Double Entendres
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Arr bein a god feerin Pyrate it remoinds me orf thee forbidden froot...I forbids me croo to ave any!
...er...froot that be.
...er...froot that be.

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
*tsk tsk- wot dem lads needs is a decint convarsashun !
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Nothing like a bit of verbal intercourse in the foc'sle...
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Speake the speache, oi prays ye, as oi pernounced hit to
ye, trippingly on thee tung: but hif ye mouf hit,
as many ov arrrgh pyrates do, oi 'ad as lief thee town-crier
spake me loines.
ye, trippingly on thee tung: but hif ye mouf hit,
as many ov arrrgh pyrates do, oi 'ad as lief thee town-crier
spake me loines.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Arr tis hembarrissin...me First Mayt can't keep his hands of thee Bread Froot:

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
YArrr...
He looks extremely proud of that one.
He looks extremely proud of that one.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Tis where his other hand be that worries me!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
I thinks he be reachin' around fer another one.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
I think Dave L has run out of rudely shaped vegetables at last...
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
YArrrr...
Almost matey...almost...

Almost matey...almost...

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Arrrr, that one looks like it had a good scrapin'.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Yes and it looks like it's lost it's onions.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
YArrr...
Oi thinks this is what ye looking for Bart...

Oi thinks this is what ye looking for Bart...

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
Nice Onions.
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