da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

[black bart]

Most terrible was thee gyant parrrot, wiv red glowin eyes and claws loik Cap'n Cronan's hook...Nef Yo screamed and...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...juss then a frenly jyint eagle cum an rescue him an his faifull cumpanyun Samwise Gamgee, an flyed orf wiff them towards...

[black bart]

...thee Tolkien Themed Amusement Park:

Gollum Land...

whereupon Nef Yoo had an icecream in a cone shaped like a ...

[pieces o'nine]

...peetzer...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

NOOOO!!! Buffdee cayke! Hi coman yer brung me buffdee cake!

[Calico Jack]

Just then the most beautiful and World's smartest parrot, swoops in and steals Nef Yoo's lolly while.......

[Ubi Dubius]

Calico Jack looked on, helpless and jealous.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

YUP! cos jack be a silly burdy an' he poops all ober tha

[black bart]

...President o Jamaica who clenches his fist and says...

[TwistedSister]

"Pull my finger" while..........

[Ham Nox]

high on nitrous oxide...

[daftbeaker]

...which was suspiciously red and, as he saw the Bart Industries sticker on the tank, realised he was breathing NO2 and would be dead within a week.

Fortunately Nelson Mandela was walking past and...

[Roland Deschain]

...attacked Nigeria's cutest...

10 points to the person who gets the subtle hidden reference to Nelson Mandela above.

[black bart]

Did you say:Nelson Mandella

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

ummm
i wuz gunna wite sumfing
in me booke but
i haffa go bak ta tha bilj fur suppur
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