The Mask of Nostradamus

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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby PantyGnawer » Sat May 30, 2009 1:03 pm

Back for more fly by's there dave? Welcome.


So when will the atheists be purged?

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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby black bart » Sat May 30, 2009 3:14 pm

I saw Nostradamus once...he looked a bit pervy to me.
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat May 30, 2009 9:17 pm

Arrrgh, that davemabus bin bitted by a mad zombie.

Sumwun, putte 'im out ov 'is mizeerie. :nefyoobash:
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat May 30, 2009 10:50 pm

He really is a lunatic. It's only a matter of time before he commits some heinous act of violence in his foaming-at-the-mouth prejudicial zeal. I can only hope someone close to him has him institutionalized before it comes to that.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby PantyGnawer » Sat May 30, 2009 11:14 pm

Now now, you rowdy bunch of hooligans.

The least we can do is offer our guest a beverage and a few aperitifs.

Dave, what would you like?

To drink, we've got brain juice or brain juice mixed with rum.


We also have some tasty little brains in a blanket.


I recommend you try the stuffed jalapenos (stuffed with brainzzz that is)!

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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:17 am

Arr blast you...thems were the last o the jalapenos stuffed wiv brains! :furious:
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby bacon » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:34 am

oi ain't sharin' me bacon :mad:
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:46 am

Nor me cookies!
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby bacon » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:10 pm

i will donate some used kitty litter, last week's coffee grounds, and some chicken gizzards that have been left out for about a week
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:36 pm

Let's see...

For Mr. Mabus I have some Haloperidol, some Quetiapine, some Chlordiazepoxide, a benzodiazepine cocktail.

Bon Appetit!
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:24 am

Yarr, a cannonball to the heid'd werk just as well.
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:09 am

I fink he's finally been cast adrift in an open boat wiv only Nostradamus as company...

Ye didn't see that one comin ye 14th Century Bearded b*****d!
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:49 pm

What the fuck is this dingaling on about now? Honestly, I'm worried for anyone who lives anywhere near him.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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