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The Mask of Nostradamus
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black bart
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
I saw Nostradamus once...he looked a bit pervy to me.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
Arrrgh, that davemabus bin bitted by a mad zombie.
Sumwun, putte 'im out ov 'is mizeerie.
Sumwun, putte 'im out ov 'is mizeerie.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
He really is a lunatic. It's only a matter of time before he commits some heinous act of violence in his foaming-at-the-mouth prejudicial zeal. I can only hope someone close to him has him institutionalized before it comes to that.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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PantyGnawer
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
Now now, you rowdy bunch of hooligans.
The least we can do is offer our guest a beverage and a few aperitifs.
Dave, what would you like?
To drink, we've got brain juice or brain juice mixed with rum.
We also have some tasty little brains in a blanket.
I recommend you try the stuffed jalapenos (stuffed with brainzzz that is)!
The least we can do is offer our guest a beverage and a few aperitifs.
Dave, what would you like?
To drink, we've got brain juice or brain juice mixed with rum.
We also have some tasty little brains in a blanket.
I recommend you try the stuffed jalapenos (stuffed with brainzzz that is)!
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black bart
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
Arr blast you...thems were the last o the jalapenos stuffed wiv brains! 
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bacon
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
oi ain't sharin' me bacon 
Get your bake on. 
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TwistedSister
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
Nor me cookies!
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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bacon
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
i will donate some used kitty litter, last week's coffee grounds, and some chicken gizzards that have been left out for about a week
Get your bake on.
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
Let's see...
For Mr. Mabus I have some Haloperidol, some Quetiapine, some Chlordiazepoxide, a benzodiazepine cocktail.
Bon Appetit!
For Mr. Mabus I have some Haloperidol, some Quetiapine, some Chlordiazepoxide, a benzodiazepine cocktail.
Bon Appetit!
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
Yarr, a cannonball to the heid'd werk just as well.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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black bart
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
I fink he's finally been cast adrift in an open boat wiv only Nostradamus as company...
Ye didn't see that one comin ye 14th Century Bearded b*****d!
Ye didn't see that one comin ye 14th Century Bearded b*****d!
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Re: The Mask of Nostradamus
What the fuck is this dingaling on about now? Honestly, I'm worried for anyone who lives anywhere near him.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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