Ye Pyrate Prize Quiz

[TwistedSister]

Ware be thee hawarrrgh fer thee Seein Oi Skwirrels???

Bakin' Cookies has it.

[DavidH]

Oh, yeah? :fisticuffs:

[TwistedSister]

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

did i win yit ?!
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[pieces o'nine]

Oi duzzint see eny skwirrels in theyre...

[black bart]

did i win yit ?!
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Arr now Nef Yoo...try to remember yer first day in Pyrate School (before ye bunked orf for the rest o the year ) ye had to sit down and answer some questions an ye got F- from thee teechur afore ye slapped her wiv yer lollpop?...lets ave a look at wot ye've submitted so far:

ummmmmmm
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day were gurl piritz an day were gunna hava baby pirit dats why !

unkle farts favrit color iz plaid

he bekum tha gubnor

wuz 'is noime jon tha foot?

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noaw me parrnur caliko jak b ansir tha west ove da qwestinz

I be awardin ye one point fer thee ummmmmmm
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I'll give yer one thing tho...ye be about as acurate wiv my favourite colour as anyone else has been.

I also loik thee fact that ye've pointed out thee ironee that them girl pyrates were gonna give birth to more Pyrates! So Two points.

[pieces o'nine]

GO SKWIRRELS! GO SKWIRRELS! GO SKWIRRELS!

[TwistedSister]

Apparently one of them didn't GO fast enough.


POOR SKWIRREL! POOR SKWIRREL!!

[pieces o'nine]

^ ^

[TwistedSister]

GOOOOOOOO TEAM!!!!!!

YUM. YUM. YUMMY. And we bees smart two!!!!

[pieces o'nine]

THEE SKWIRRELS ARRRGH NOW IN THEE LEADE!

[TwistedSister]

Not so, Miss. Missy...........
When did ye submits yer answers?????
Bakin' Cookies had em in the first day of the challenge.
HA! 'sides that, Squirrels have fleas and hang upside down on bird feeders. They be nuttin' but bats witout wings.

(that's not a cookie he's eatin' it's a cracker)

[DavidH]

Come, on, Bart!
We wants our prize.

[pieces o'nine]

Fellowe pyrate laddes an lasses:

Oi duzzint loike t'cast haspershuns upon Bart, loike, but hupon refleckshun oi must confess that e's bin hup t'noe goode afore. (Need oi meshun fish head stoo?) Oi 'as bin forced t'hennertayne thee possa billitea that theyre bain't no pubbe quiz on thee boreds!

Hin fackt, oi 'as begun t'suspeckt that 'e posted from 'is aye-podde from an ackshewal pubbe contest, in thee 'opes that we wood awl be taykeen in, as hit were, an be 'is cheet--er--researche teame!

Oi 'ereby calls fer awl parrrghties t' lay hasoide theyre difrentses an joyne me in hattackin The Big Brenda, to pillage wot loot eache feels be sootable in remyoon -- erm -- remün -- erm -- wreck'n'pence fer pullin thee wool over arrrgh ois this waye.


ARRRGH YE WIF ME!!!


YARRRRRGGGH!!!!!

[TwistedSister]

Sorry PON, but I can't stand beside a pirate skwirrel (um, I mean squirrel) that looks like it's about to castrate itself.
Tis a sorree sorree daye wen a pirat skwirrel wares his cutlass in the dangeer zone.