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Postby ChowMein » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:26 am

...in a terrible rage , Moby Dick wrote Bartholomew Roberts into his raiding schedule just below Ahab and Krakens .

Yummy!... Krakens! ....with happy waves Moby Dick set off to ...

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pod

Postby black bart » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:36 pm

...find the rest of his pod...he was dying for a good hard...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby DaveL » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:38 pm

...download of the new Killers album, so he could listen to it in the Crows Nest.

The Crows Nest was indeed a most private place. Knuckles O' Shuffle often visited it so he could...
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Postby ChowMein » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:42 pm

...practice with his bongos . He started banging...

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Kleenex

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:47 pm

...on about the terrible Kleenex shortage which was badly affecting Knuckles's ability to...

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Postby ChowMein » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:50 pm

...clean up the Kraken juice from his chin , Moby had a larrge chin for he was a great whale with a great ...

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Postby DaveL » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:52 pm

..penchant for using up the Kleenexes before Knuckles could use them to start wa...
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Willy

Postby black bart » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:55 pm

...watching his favourite tear jerker film: 'Free Willy'. Talking of which, Knuckles, thinking he was alone and unobserved up in the Crows Nest, decided to whip out his...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby ChowMein » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:17 pm

...Moby Dick was somewhere amongst the feathers in the nest , so he ....

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Postby ChowMein » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:02 am

...realized Moby Dick kint fit in no crow's nest ...so good ole Moby jumped back to the sea whARR ! he belongs amongst the ...

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:35 am

...shARRks an' krakens an' serpents an' nasty ole jello fish an' stingie rays an merfolk an' poisen fish an'...
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Postby Hippie Pirate » Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:24 pm

...failed atempts at creating a socialistic yet fascist government(aka Atlantis...), after that ole Ahab decided it would be best if 'e visited 'is dear ole mum all the way in...
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Postby ChowMein » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:35 pm

...search of a female sperm whale as bait for Moby , " I'll stick him yet !" , muttered Ahab . Meanwhile Moby stopped for a number two and admired his big...

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Postby Miker » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:52 am

... underwater pet dog, called Ezekiel, who was chasing a large piece of seaweed in the shape of a...
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:30 pm

...sushi roll , time for a snack before I trash Ahab or that Bart...I'll turn him into a fart...! Hah ! " I'm so funny " , though Moby as he set out for Blue fin tuna with...


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