The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:39 pm

.... thee wee crack , in thee wall , of thee prison .

" Take your tyme with it Jim , me lad . We have
only this one opportunity to free Bart from gaol .
T'is true that Bart , that vile scum from a festering cesspool ,
that deceitful , flea laden , lousey , poxy , evil breathed ,
corpulent gutton of decaying fish heads , that foul

tempered , overbearing , power lusting , greedy , thieving ,
pus filled gas generator must not be trusted behind thee bar but
he owes me back pay . So mind your aim lad ! "

Seamen Banks focused and readied himself with thee fuse ,
awaiting thee order from thee third mate .

" That's it lad , hit that wee crack and we will breach
her ! I realize it be difficult but harken ye now a cat is setting by the crack in thee wall , quick lad focus on that ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:10 pm

...an' nort thee luvley wench wiv thee foine set o'...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby anthrobabe » Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:51 pm

***** taste the salty cold steel of my****
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:33 pm

... sarrdine can full ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:18 am

...o' grapes, which were peeled by thee thesbians of Thespa...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:08 pm

...who legend 'as it suffa an impeddyment on proper sayin ov thar L's an' Ethes...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:00 am

...and there is no way they could hever say:

"She sells sea shells on thee sea shore" before you could try on their comfortable shoes, which by the way doesn't in any way mean that they are...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:11 pm

...vile , narrsty , lyin , naggin , slovenlee , smellee , poxee, theeffin , purfiddyus, noice tale tho , wee bit a cellyoolite butt ye kan overlook et , sorta mer...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:02 pm

...made in happearence. Ye no Oi've oft ponder'd thee hattracshun o'mermades. Oi meen 'ow do thay reprodooce or em Oi missin sumthin? Do ye swim wiv them 'til thar eggs be lade then...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:36 pm

... sais ta yerseff , " wot en blazes is oi doon wiff dis fing !?"
...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:19 am

...oar in Mermade "Yiii eee eeyi yeee EEE yieeee."....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:35 am

... thots wot oi herd , but thot be no mermade ! Thot fing has a doll wiff summ ove ole tea shoit ana sum ove me harr ! Muss be a spell booke ove hers oi be reqwuerd ta burn an din oi ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:17 am

...suddenlee woke up...it had all been a dream...I was tucked up in bed and me mum came in with a steaming ...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:36 am

...visit from the Porstmouth Patent Office...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:49 am

...oo were not lookin' 'appy at me latest free 'undred happlications fer variations on thee wheel, thee poirate ship, thee 'ouse, thee brothel, an'...
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