The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:24 pm

............Dumb Ways to Die and clicked play.............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:21 pm

... rushing rule it ! Wiff a fully loaded shiny bright ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:37 am

Griffin wrote:............Dumb Ways to Die and clicked play.............


That's lovely...

back to tale:

...shiny bright cannon, pointing straight at his...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:43 pm

... outer limits and ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:36 pm

...maid 'im start un controlablee shakin' and cryin' owt "They call it nutbush, oh nutbush...They call it nutbush city limits"...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:13 am

...wiv 'Mark Bosun' on guitar an thee luverlee 'Tina Turnher about Starboard' on vocals it was bound ta be a huge Shanty Hit wiv thee lads on board...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:16 pm

...me shup ! Tha lollypoppe !
umm tha worl gunna ind !
ummm i coman ta et lotza choclet kandeez an stuff !

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:35 am

...after four weeks on Skull Island, Nef Yoo was still alive...but only just...suddenly...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:26 pm

... A SHIP ! On thee oiriz ... oar risin...in thee distink , dis....

OUT YONDARR ! It was Thee Big Brenda ! Shirley my dear , NefYoo shall be rescued !
Thee Big Brenda!
Captained by thee very naughty Black Bart ! Once , uponst being caught cheating at thee parrlour game of solitaire , he ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:48 am

...it was someone else wot had cheated..."but it be solitaire", protested thee First Mate, "there aint anybody else playin!" With that Bart...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:57 am

...sed "Double or nuthin" then me Matey...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:09 am

...an he got thrown over board...twice! The second time Bart had barely hit thee water when an enormous...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:45 pm

... wave of guilt almost affected ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:53 pm

...thee larst contributer's consentrayshun as 'e agen thummed threw 'is fav'rit Playbilge 'hartickals' ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:00 am

...thee 'Reader's Wives' sekshun, where various hanonimouse wenches confessed to their darkest...
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