The Continuous Salty Tale
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He breathed in the salty air, glad to be in such a beautiful city. The shoreline alone held plenty of huts, ripe for plunderi- errm, liberating.
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... loose canons dat urk gunna steel kum june tyme ...Stilltallywacking wrote:He breathed in the salty air, glad to be in such a beautiful city. The shoreline alone held plenty of huts, ripe for plunderi- errm, liberating.
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. . . and gazed into its majesty.
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... din urkStayfursty mayd a messy strokin his loose canins an din he choke his chikkin .
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. . . and the breeze wafted over the port side, and all seemed right in the world.
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as he gave da canin a guud polush an din he sniff tha wick an kiss tha canin an he sayd , oooo me lubbery loose canin 'ow oi luvs ye oi gunna hug ye an kiss ye an mount ye allll over tha shup loike tha cannin feef oi izStayThirstyEwicktha caninfeef wrote:. . . and i mounted tha loose canin over the port side, and all seemed right in my liddel world
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So off he went to Amazon, who wholeheartedly supported his thievery, while Lulu took an opposite approach, which involved...
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
http://www.loose-canon.info/
http://www.loose-canon.info/
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. . . kindly acknowledging the threat of a lawsuit, which, as we all know, is the surest way to get someone to do what you want, and promptly removed the false Canon from the site.
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StillSteelingandlyingTallywanker wrote:. . . din't giff a shat , which, as we all know, i am a lyin tallywanker, and promptly left the false Canon on the site .
...an din Airhead tha Tallywanker sayd
oooo loose canin warr be me lubberly loose canin ooooo i gunna faynt oooooo....
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. . . but was distracted when that gecko from the Geico commercials rose out of the abyss, head reared, and opened . . .
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Staytallywanking wrote:. . . but was distracted when StyfurstyUrk from under a big turd rose out of his mummys basemint, head reared, and opened . . .
his mouff and cryd OOOoo ware be me loose canin ooo ooo i gunna faynt agan OOooo....
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. . . and the fire, all-consuming, roared over the deck, until only one remained. And there stood Pete, in all his glory, . . .
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StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:. . . and the stolin loose canon, wot erik stole, until only one remained. And there stood russil erik witfaild stroking his caon , in all his glory, . . .
an din he cry OOOOOoooo me loose canon OOOOoooo ooo ooooo
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. . . One of the ninjas tried to stop him, but fortunately for Pete (and rather unfortunately for the ninja) Pete's back hair . . .
Is back hair one word or two?
Is back hair one word or two?
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Staycaninfeefin wrote:. . . din tha canin feef slither bak to is hole inna durt , cryin Warr me loose canin WHAAAA WARR ME LOOSE CANIN I WANNA WUB ME LEG ONNA LOOSE CANIN WHAAA WAAA WAAa
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