The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:28 pm

He breathed in the salty air, glad to be in such a beautiful city. The shoreline alone held plenty of huts, ripe for plunderi- errm, liberating.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:11 pm

Stilltallywacking wrote:He breathed in the salty air, glad to be in such a beautiful city. The shoreline alone held plenty of huts, ripe for plunderi- errm, liberating.
... loose canons dat urk gunna steel kum june tyme ...
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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:30 am

. . . and gazed into its majesty.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:13 pm

... din urkStayfursty mayd a messy strokin his loose canins an din he choke his chikkin .
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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:16 pm

. . . and the breeze wafted over the port side, and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:27 pm

StayThirstyEwicktha caninfeef wrote:. . . and i mounted tha loose canin over the port side, and all seemed right in my liddel world
as he gave da canin a guud polush an din he sniff tha wick an kiss tha canin an he sayd , oooo me lubbery loose canin 'ow oi luvs ye oi gunna hug ye an kiss ye an mount ye allll over tha shup loike tha cannin feef oi iz
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:06 pm

So off he went to Amazon, who wholeheartedly supported his thievery, while Lulu took an opposite approach, which involved...
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Is it June 2017 yet?

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:33 pm

. . . kindly acknowledging the threat of a lawsuit, which, as we all know, is the surest way to get someone to do what you want, and promptly removed the false Canon from the site.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:41 pm

StillSteelingandlyingTallywanker wrote:. . . din't giff a shat , which, as we all know, i am a lyin tallywanker, and promptly left the false Canon on the site .

...an din Airhead tha Tallywanker sayd
oooo loose canin warr be me lubberly loose canin ooooo i gunna faynt oooooo....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:11 pm

. . . but was distracted when that gecko from the Geico commercials rose out of the abyss, head reared, and opened . . .

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:26 pm

Staytallywanking wrote:. . . but was distracted when StyfurstyUrk from under a big turd rose out of his mummys basemint, head reared, and opened . . .


his mouff and cryd OOOoo ware be me loose canin ooo ooo i gunna faynt agan OOooo....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:36 pm

. . . and the fire, all-consuming, roared over the deck, until only one remained. And there stood Pete, in all his glory, . . .

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:49 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:. . . and the stolin loose canon, wot erik stole, until only one remained. And there stood russil erik witfaild stroking his caon , in all his glory, . . .


an din he cry OOOOOoooo me loose canon OOOOoooo ooo ooooo
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:02 am

. . . One of the ninjas tried to stop him, but fortunately for Pete (and rather unfortunately for the ninja) Pete's back hair . . .
Is back hair one word or two?

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:30 am

Staycaninfeefin wrote:. . . din tha canin feef slither bak to is hole inna durt , cryin Warr me loose canin WHAAAA WARR ME LOOSE CANIN I WANNA WUB ME LEG ONNA LOOSE CANIN WHAAA WAAA WAAa
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