The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:08 pm

. . . and he wrenched the hand out of the ninja's knife (yes, in that order), and then wrenched the ninja out of the city (yep, he was that strong).

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:14 pm

...proving the old axiom that you can take the ninja out of the city, but you can't stop Eric from stealing Canons...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:57 pm

. . . not without a good, strong (that is, mentally/emotionally/both strong) lawyer at your side, that is, unless you happen to have . . .

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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:03 pm

...a Scottish lawyer that could pull your arm out of the socket and then beat you unconscious with it...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:07 pm

. . . in which case, you can just snap your fingers to signal your well-trained Scot to jump forth and, with a mighty wrench, fix your plumbing for you. . . .

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:14 pm

...proving the old axiom that if you watch too much pornography, you'll end up with unrealistic expectations of how long it takes for plumbers to turn up and get their tools out...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:24 pm

. . . but luckily for you, you won't be dealing with a plumber, but rather a Scot who is a lawyer and nice enough to fix your plumbing for you.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:38 pm

Staycaninfeefin wrote:. . . not without a good loose canin dat i gunna steel
inna june ta stay by at me side fur effer an effarr an slup in me hummuck wiff me soze i kin wub me leggs onnit alllllll dayyyy . . .


rrr sayd Nef yoo
wot ya doon wiff dat cannin! :furious: rrr
ye git offa dat canin wite noaw :whip: rrr

butt he dint an shot a lowd
of spoonz et his enemas
anna moan owt
OOOoooooome loose canin :cry: oooo me loose canin :cry:
ow i luvs ye loose canin ooooooooo :cry:
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:03 pm

. . . before realizing that 42 is, in fact, the answer. :twisted:

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:17 am

butt StayfurstyUrkthacannonfeef shot a lowd
of spoonz et his enemas
anna mown owt
OOOoooooo me loose canin :lech:
oooo me loose canin :lech:
ow i luvs ye loose canin ooooooooo :lech:
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:18 am

... din hiz muddur yell fwum tha ovfur side of tha door ,

" rrr URK! Wot ye goon on abowt in darr wiff dem stolen cannons in such a hurry ?! "
" Ye git owt of tha water closet speedily ! "
" Ye is 38 yeers ole now an it time ye lern to do yeer oan lawndry an cooking an stuff "
" Wen ye gunna look fur a job ?"
" Wen ye effer gunna haff a gurlfren ?"
"Oi want ye owtta me basemint soze I can hostess a Game Of Thrones viewing parrrty!."
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:33 am

...which involved a midget (Lannister), who was deemed venerable by the FSM...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:59 am

. . . and proceeded, with the utmost haste, to . . .

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:01 pm

...hide all his Loose Cannons frum StayfurstyThaCannonFeef-Erkk wot loike ta steel steel Loose Cannons .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:02 pm

. . . before proceeding to the ship's locker room to begin the highly religious process of . . .


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