The Continuous Salty Tale
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black bart
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
...act like Anthony Hopkins with a fake tan, you son of a ...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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pieces o'nine
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
...dancing green potato!...
* runs away very fast and laughs hilariously to self *
* On second thought, I should NOT have risked invoking his return that way! *
* runs away very fast and laughs hilariously to self *
* On second thought, I should NOT have risked invoking his return that way! *
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
..."Oi'll pick yer eyes owt an' strip the skin from yer mizzeribul body, then..."
It isn't easy bein green... Oi just threw me own very green tatties owt.
It isn't easy bein green... Oi just threw me own very green tatties owt.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
...fry you in oil, and eat you with battered fish, ya big...
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black bart
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
pieces o'nine wrote:...dancing green potato!...
* runs away very fast and laughs hilariously to self *
* On second thought, I should NOT have risked invoking his return that way! *
Blimey it took me a minute to remember the 'Dancing Green Potato' incident...who WAS responsible for that?
...land lubbing...
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pieces o'nine
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...land shark...
*Oi* ain't syain' is nayme!!!!
*Oi* ain't syain' is nayme!!!!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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la la
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... Oh, a land shark ye say? Well this saaarghtenly calls fer furrrther investigatering... Someone should call in...
"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)
Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
...not thee Spanish Hinqiuzition [konsid'rin Spanyerds be ower mortal henemies]...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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black bart
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
..."hasta la vista baby"... thee terrifyin words rang out through the swirling sea mist...it was none other than...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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la la
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... Wee Arnie, the genetically modified, slightly mutated, diminutive clone of Big Arnie himself. Aaargh, what a fearsome noise he did make as he daringly jumped...
"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
... mess ove ...
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
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black bart
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
...r board wiv his gyant weapon pointin in thee direkshun orf...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
.... thee wee crack , in thee wall , of thee prison .
" Take your tyme with it Jim , me lad . We have
only this one opportunity to free Bart from gaol .
T'is true that Bart , that vile scum from a festering cesspool ,
that deceitful , flea laden , lousey , poxy , evil breathed ,
corpulent gutton of decaying fish heads , that foul
tempered , overbearing , power lusting , greedy , thieving ,
pus filled gas generator must not be trusted behind thee bar but
he owes me back pay . So mind your aim lad ! "
Seamen Banks focused and readied himself with thee fuse ,
awaiting thee order from thee third mate .
" That's it lad , hit that wee crack and we will breach
her ! I realize it be difficult but harken ye now a cat is setting by the crack in thee wall , quick lad focus on that ...
" Take your tyme with it Jim , me lad . We have
only this one opportunity to free Bart from gaol .
T'is true that Bart , that vile scum from a festering cesspool ,
that deceitful , flea laden , lousey , poxy , evil breathed ,
corpulent gutton of decaying fish heads , that foul
tempered , overbearing , power lusting , greedy , thieving ,
pus filled gas generator must not be trusted behind thee bar but
he owes me back pay . So mind your aim lad ! "
Seamen Banks focused and readied himself with thee fuse ,
awaiting thee order from thee third mate .
" That's it lad , hit that wee crack and we will breach
her ! I realize it be difficult but harken ye now a cat is setting by the crack in thee wall , quick lad focus on that ...
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
...an' nort thee luvley wench wiv thee foine set o'...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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anthrobabe
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
***** taste the salty cold steel of my****
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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