The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:03 pm

...set light to thee fish 'ead stoo, what 'ad been brewin' fer seven years under thee direct gaze o' Brenda, 'oo 'ad been addin' 'er own special sauce to thee mix. Brenda...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby la la » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:07 am

... was not a woman te be triffled with, and when she saw that thee fish 'ead stoo was in danger she gave an astounding yell which shook all thee poor rats out of the rafters:
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:48 am

...thee stench was hunbearable...it was like thee very stench of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:43 am

...ere at 'Bart Hindustries' we always use the freshest hingredients (well...thee freshest wot we can get hold of in these difficult toims)...and always make sure yer Fish Head Stoo is pipin hot or ye might find yerself wiv a dose of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:26 pm

...very smelly an' likely ta overwhelm ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:33 pm

...Marie Celeste an' 'er hentire cru, cawsin 'em to...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:15 am

...mysterihousley dishappear in the middle of a ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:04 pm

... paragraph . Or just one ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:24 pm

.............Cornetto...............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:49 am

...it was then, hunched over his Scumsoft Laptop in his cabin, that Cap'n Roy haccidentlee clicked on thee link to...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:24 pm

............Dumb Ways to Die and clicked play.............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:21 pm

... rushing rule it ! Wiff a fully loaded shiny bright ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:37 am

Griffin wrote:............Dumb Ways to Die and clicked play.............


That's lovely...

back to tale:

...shiny bright cannon, pointing straight at his...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:43 pm

... outer limits and ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:36 pm

...maid 'im start un controlablee shakin' and cryin' owt "They call it nutbush, oh nutbush...They call it nutbush city limits"...
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