Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:37 pm

For TankReady and others , Allow me to translate ...

Griffin wrote:Dear Most Beardest of Black Bearded Auntie Personages

Me mainsail be a site fer sore eoiyes. It be pink wiv touches o' silver, woven on a hand loom by non ovver than Amonia Two-Fingers Bartledfigs-Treadle. 'er be a foine werker. Per'aps ye could advise Oi on 'ow ter get Amonia an' the loom bakk down ter the dekk?

Yours

Cap'n Dozy Borrocks



Dear Auntie Blackbeard ,


My mainsail is very pretty . It is pink with touches of silver , woven on a hand loom by none other than Amonia Two-Fingers Bartlefigs-Treadle . She is a fine worker .Pershaps you could advise me on how to get Amonia and the loom back down to the deck ?

Yours , Captain Dozy Borrocks
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Postby TankReady » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:09 am

well, look, also this is difficult for me to understand. so try to imagine the other version xD

can you explain what mainsail, woven and loom are?

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Explain

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:37 am

Sigh...

Mainsail - Knuckles O'Shuffle's emergency hankies
woven - Dave L's socks
Loom - The Blackened Hulk of Cap'n Cronan's ship Loomin out o the mist
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Ship

Postby Griffin » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:17 pm

black bart wrote:[Arrrrr...Ahoy matey, be this an image of yer ship?

Image


Dear Ferget Yer Name - Boggles maybe - wotever

Aye, it be a ship made in the image of moine, if yer follow me.

Oi dowt it be ther actuell wun. That wuld be too incredebel wuldnt it?

Oi be still anxius abowt Amonia. 'er still be oop ther abuv.

Fer the luv o' Cronan, summun giv me sum serjesssiuns.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 pm

If Amonia refooses to climb down the riggin, ye could order her to weave sum sort o sling wiv the fibres she 'as left. Throw her a loine and ye can winch yer wench an her loom back to deck again.
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Re: Ship

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:45 am

Griffin wrote:
black bart wrote:[Arrrrr...Ahoy matey, be this an image of yer ship?

Image


Dear Ferget Yer Name - Boggles maybe - wotever

Aye, it be a ship made in the image of moine, if yer follow me.

Oi dowt it be ther actuell wun. That wuld be too incredebel wuldnt it?

Oi be still anxius abowt Amonia. 'er still be oop ther abuv.

Fer the luv o' Cronan, summun giv me sum serjesssiuns.

Yours
Cap'n Dazy Borrocks


Dear Cap'n Dazy Borrocks

I'll make a suggestion...take them cherries orf yer ship's spars an riggin...they be sure to attract wasps.

Yours Sincerely

Cap'n David Attenborough
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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:09 pm

Ahoy Griffin

have ye crows nest BOLO for goat-- 'e wuz spotted in the area yesterday.
if seen send him to my office asap as I have a question about some chewed curtains.
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Postby walktheplank » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:21 pm

yarr I be aving me a problem in that I was thrown off me last ship for being to sober and as now got a new posting on another ship. Trouble being I can't come ashore much so don't git the chance to keep up with events in the pirate world.

What should I do, the new post gives me more dubloons but is it worth it, I am even starting to miss Bart's Stew and Dave L's dress.
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Postby Griffin » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:32 pm

Arrrrgh! Thank 'e moightilee fer ther fibre 'int Pieces, but Amonia sez she 'as run owt o' it. Oi wer goin' ter tell 'er to use 'er 'air, but the sillee floozie gon an' cut it awf an' it fell ter the deck leavin' 'er be'ind.

Cap'n D Attenbruff, they not be cherries. They be strawberries. Are ye blind man?

Oi dunno oo goat be an' Oi'm sure Oi wuldn't reconise 'im if'n even 'e 'ad a label on 'im. Besides, Oi 'as better fings ter do.

Auntie Blackbirth, ken ye 'av a word wiv that Walktheplank idiot. 'is signiture be longer 'n a gizzards fart an' roight dull. 'e be roight. 'e be two sober fer sailin'. Giv' us 'is ships name an' Oi'll do us all a faver an' fire a few cannons at it.

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Jim Lad

Postby black bart » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:56 pm

Crikey...now even Walktheplank's signature be Long Winded!

Wiinnin a Jim Lad had gone to his head!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby DaveL » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:08 pm

Yes, it's almost as poignant, upilifting and incredibly deep as my signature.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:27 pm

Griffin wrote:Dear Most Beardest of Black Bearded Auntie Personages

Me mainsail be a site fer sore eoiyes. It be pink wiv touches o' silver, woven on a hand loom by non ovver than Amonia Two-Fingers Bartledfigs-Treadle. 'er be a foine werker. Per'aps ye could advise Oi on 'ow ter get Amonia an' the loom bakk down ter the dekk?

Yours

Cap'n Dozy Borrocks


Just lower your sail me dARRlin" .

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sail

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:13 am

Arrrgh...now she've gone an lowered her sail an banged herself on the head!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:28 am

Yep, tharr she be, she jus' floated upsydownsy pas' me ship.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:43 am

...loike Ofeeleyarrrgh wot that Shakespearrre wrote...
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