Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Calico Jack » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:44 am

which one o' ye blaggards let this blasted parrot in here?
in here, in here

(Ack!!!)

Kiss me. Kiss me

HELLO! HELLO!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:51 am

get ou' o' here ye blasted chicken
'tis bad enough oi be havin' t' clean up after nef yoo, oi won`t be washin' yer arse too

bartie - how 'bout ye stop yer complainin' an' start helpin' me get rid o' this bird? ye`ll nerebe a captain if ye canna control yer chicken!

yer ever lovin' auntie
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Calico Jack » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:57 am

Ack!!!

Auntie needs a shave! Auntie needs a shave!

Go ahead, make my day punk!

grapes? peanuts? girl bird?????????
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:17 pm

"Ye filthy animal"

Der Aunty B,
The parrot's writtin be moor colourful than moine! Whut kin oi do?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby bacon » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:21 pm

oi say we kill th' parrot this way all th' rest o' us be th' same again
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Calico Jack » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:27 pm

Bacon crusty bits. Dead already!!!!

(Ackkk!)

Frankly my, dear, I don't give a damn.

Jack go find pretty penguin girl!
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:22 am

jack, be ye a-quaintive wif wun feersum Capn Tiddles?

Ye sounds loike a parrit wot wood fynde a good 'ome port aboard 'is shippe.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:42 am

Dear Auntie...

How should I go about conquering the world?
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Tiddles the Evil » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:51 pm

Dear Auntie,

A delicious blue macaw has shown up on this forum. I'm off to the grocery store to get a few ingredients.
Would a stir fry be more better, or should I just stick with 'confit of parrot?'

Decisions, decisions.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:18 am

Dear Auntie

I has set a trend wiv me lazer firin shark avatar...but that nawty Noodledemon chap has given me ideas of a grog swillin nature...I comman ye ta fetch me Grog?

(thee beauty o the idea be them hupstarts Nef Yoo n Parrot be too young ta drink grog :wink:)
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:47 am

Why my dear Weevil, I can be solvin' yer problem right here, as it were.

Simply have yer self in the picture drinking the good stuff while the criminal shark be out fer yer head (or worse).

~ND~
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:06 am

Damn yer eyes yer swab! :furious:

Thee last member o me crew who called me a Weevil was marooned on Barry Island for fourteen long years!!!!!

Hang on...by thee short n curlies o Neptune's Bottom...I AM a weevil aren't I? :drinking:

OK mateys...set sail for Barry Island and look livelee about it or I'll maroon the lot o ye on Barry Island when we gets there...except fer the hunfortunate crew mate wot called me a Weevil...he deserves a break.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:07 am

Thy eyes do not deceive ye, sirrah, ye be a weevil.
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:45 pm

Dear Auntie Blackbeard,

Who hear ain't a weevil?

Yrs,
Weevil Bob.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:46 pm

HAR HAR HAR !

YE ALL WEEVIL !


Be still moi hart !
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.


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