Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue May 17, 2016 4:54 am
Ahoy Cappin Munny Mouse. Thankk ye 4 yore qwik attenshun 2 paymint. I noaw ken owtline yore rrevenj tak tik and solve thee 2 leff sox delemmargh, yarrrgh.
Frum Portsmowff sale sou sou eest 2 Souwff A Merrycar and proseed round thee Cape Horn then nor eest 2 lattytewd 16 souwff thence wesst on thee traed winds till ye reech thee eest coawst ov Terrra Austrralis. Sennd sum landlubberrs a shore 2 colleckt thee leeves ov thee Gympie Gympie trree but maek shaw yew dow’nt tuch it. Then reterrn 2 Portsmowff lawndry mat wiff thee stash ov Gympie Gympie leeves and a pear ov nice new sox thet yew borro’d frum old Unkkel MunnyBags. Plaec leeves in sox, but rememmerr, down’t tuch, yuse gluvs! Leave loaded sox at lawndry mat 4 thee sok theef. Is’t very likelee thee sok theef wiwl nevvarr nick yore sox agane. Thee morral ov thee storyry iz sweet rrrevenge duzzent cum eesy, yargh.
Az 4 thee problum wiff thee 2 lefft sox, awl ye nead do is tern wun sok inside owt.
Arn’te Blakk Beerr
Yer piratical prroblems solvd here (at a fee).
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.