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- amenabletopasta
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Ahoy thar, ship-mates! Oi’ll let me parrot speak on me behalf, as ‘e be the clever one.
<Squawk!>
I appreciate that one of the attractions of the pirate-life is the freedom from being told how to behave, but even the pirates in the seventeenth century had codes of conduct. So please make sure you understand and abide by our rules. Pirate punishments will be enforced (I've requested a 'keelhaul' button so that I can properly castigate any trouble-makers via the internet).
To be honest, though, problems of that sort are rare, as everybody's too occupied with the important business of acting piratey.
Happy plundering!
<Pieces of eight!>
...erm...aye...what 'e said.
<Squawk!>
I appreciate that one of the attractions of the pirate-life is the freedom from being told how to behave, but even the pirates in the seventeenth century had codes of conduct. So please make sure you understand and abide by our rules. Pirate punishments will be enforced (I've requested a 'keelhaul' button so that I can properly castigate any trouble-makers via the internet).
To be honest, though, problems of that sort are rare, as everybody's too occupied with the important business of acting piratey.
Happy plundering!
<Pieces of eight!>
...erm...aye...what 'e said.
Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air 

- amenabletopasta
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Arrr! Those o' yer with a keen eye may o' noticed that Cap'n DaveL now be listed as a Moderator fer the Pirate Discussion forum.
Recently, the compass on me sloop be playing up, so's Oi be finding it hard ter navigate t' the forum: Oi be setting sail fer the blessed shores o' His Noodly forums, but Oi be finding meself set adrift on the damnable Seas O' Employment (or, if Oi be lucky, sailing the balmy waters o' the Cape O' Good Pub).
In short, Oi hasn't been on 'ere much, so we's press-ganged DaveL into being a 'mini-mod'. He be a renowned Cap'n 'n' purveyor o' quality magazines, so Oi be expectin' all o' ye swabs ter be accordin' 'im with the respect 'n' admiration that yer be showin' ter me...that is, none at all...
Recently, the compass on me sloop be playing up, so's Oi be finding it hard ter navigate t' the forum: Oi be setting sail fer the blessed shores o' His Noodly forums, but Oi be finding meself set adrift on the damnable Seas O' Employment (or, if Oi be lucky, sailing the balmy waters o' the Cape O' Good Pub).
In short, Oi hasn't been on 'ere much, so we's press-ganged DaveL into being a 'mini-mod'. He be a renowned Cap'n 'n' purveyor o' quality magazines, so Oi be expectin' all o' ye swabs ter be accordin' 'im with the respect 'n' admiration that yer be showin' ter me...that is, none at all...

Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air 

Ahoy there ye mangy critters!
O'ill be watchin yers to make sure youse remain true to the Pastafarian Piratey way i.e. bein' darn funny at every opportunity. So 'ave a great time and make sure ye look after the newbie scurvy dogs.
Oi 'ave me edit function ready, so make sure ye use yer Pirate speak at every opportunity. If not me and the lads will 'ave to translate Land Lubber into Piratese, which is a real bummer.
Koind Regards,
Capn DaveL
O'ill be watchin yers to make sure youse remain true to the Pastafarian Piratey way i.e. bein' darn funny at every opportunity. So 'ave a great time and make sure ye look after the newbie scurvy dogs.
Oi 'ave me edit function ready, so make sure ye use yer Pirate speak at every opportunity. If not me and the lads will 'ave to translate Land Lubber into Piratese, which is a real bummer.
Koind Regards,
Capn DaveL

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- KC Observer
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YArrrrr...
Oi be back to carry on the scurvy traditions and keep breedin new pirates - figuratively not literally of course.
Carry on Lads!!
Oi be back to carry on the scurvy traditions and keep breedin new pirates - figuratively not literally of course.
Carry on Lads!!
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- anthrobabe
- Lord of Linguini
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I'm scared now
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
- black bart
- Resident Weevil
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Breed
DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...
Oi be back to carry on the scurvy traditions and keep breedin new pirates - figuratively not literally of course.
Carry on Lads!!
Arrrrrrrr, careful lads...he breeds em wiv one hand...and stroiks em down with t'other!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
YArrrrr...
Thread invaders need not apply.
Thread invaders need not apply.
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- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Carry on...

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Carry on...
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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- anthrobabe
- Lord of Linguini
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AHOY!
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
- Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
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- ~NoodleDemon~
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Ummm...
Hi.
*clears throat*
I mean,
YAARRR!
Thank you for yer time...
Hi.
*clears throat*
I mean,
YAARRR!
Thank you for yer time...
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
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- anthrobabe
- Lord of Linguini
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postin fur pirates
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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