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Cutlass or Pistol

Cutlass
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Pistol
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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:28 pm

It's morning now!

Well, when I chuck my throwing stars at the faw-away ships, I run out to fast.

Sniper rifles can fix that.


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Postby SpisBoy » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:51 pm

Swatopluk wrote:Ninjas with sniper rifles? What a complete lack of style. Didn't do them much good anyway.

What do you mean it didn't do them any good? Ninjas are still around in large numbers, they just don't want you to see them!

...and no, they don't use sniper rifles. :fsm_ninja:
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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:27 pm

Well, not for the most part, anyway.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Swatopluk » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:26 am

Those that tried to snipe at my ship aren't around anymore. Those that came the oldfashioned way are neither but they at least were disposed of in a mutually comforting fashion (and a few may or may not be on my crew now).
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Postby Duke » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:32 am

Swatopluk wrote:Those that tried to snipe at my ship aren't around anymore. Those that came the oldfashioned way are neither but they at least were disposed of in a mutually comforting fashion (and a few may or may not be on my crew now).


Your pirate ship?

I am, you must understand, a freestyle Ninja Pirate.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Swatopluk » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:01 am

I do not comment on the inner policies of my shipping.
But I can guarantee you: "We do not torture...ninjas".
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Postby Duke » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:45 pm

Well, you would have a helluva time trying to torture a Ninja anyway.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:08 am

You never heard of our comparative anatomy studies (evil laughter).
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Eke Thump

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:07 am

In me time off from bein a pirate I be learnin the ancient northern art of 'Eke Thump.' Eke Thump is somewhere between piratin and ninjerin, not as loud and pulverisin as piracy and not as quiet and sneeky as ninjerin.
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:25 am

I still work on silencers for my main artillery.
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Postby Wolfenstein » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:38 pm

Pistols are better. I hope everybody have seen Indiana Jones.
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:49 pm

Seen Yojimbo? So much for pistols being superior.
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Yojimbo

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:09 am

That's a truly great film...

I love the scene where the dog comes out of the tavern with a man's hand in his mouth!
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:24 am

And often copied (both in Western and Asian films).
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Postby Duke » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:58 pm

Swatopluk wrote:Seen Yojimbo?



No..................... But it sounds like I should.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen


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