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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:05 pm

YArrrrr!

Mr Flynn was one of Mdme Fifi's finest customers Oi hear!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby joshuaskingdom » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:19 pm

Oi, yes maddam flinn, picked up me wench thar!

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:26 pm

AARGh, oi 'ears Mr. Errol Flynn be on quoite frenly tarms wit our ol' Madam.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby aaRghNAbled » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:28 am

Aarrgh, pieces! Were Mr. Flynn trooly an umbell cabbin buoy on t' Mad Moggies Revenge?? Yew looky wench, yew. Has ye moar pitchers? Hoo taut dat beeyooteefull buoy 'ow to wealed a cutlass and soard? Wast yew? Wot else did yew enstruckt 'im in? Ooh, pleeeeeze dew tell. Ennie 'ope t'looer 'im back to Portsmith? Oi trooly doan beleeve Fifi e'er met thet adonis. She shoor ne'er men-shunned 'im t'me. Argh, we cud make 'im soo 'appy ear in Portsmith. E'd luv yer veranda!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:00 pm

Whye, thankee aaRgh. :fsm_yarr:

Ackshoely, oi must give a nod to Auntie Blackbeard, who "mentered" yung Errol beefour 'e signed on t'thee Mad Moggies Revenge. As oi hunnerstans hit, she "menter" 'ave 'im do awl koinds ov fings an then she "menter" tayke thee credit fer hit.

Oi o's 'er a det ov grattitood fer traynin 'im hup roight. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:12 am

Oi be afraid, Miss Pieces, that yer pickachure o' Errol Flynn onlee put the uvver pirates orf. Ye've made 'em all run away, wench.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby aaRghNAbled » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:52 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Oi be afraid, Miss Pieces, that yer pickachure o' Errol Flynn onlee put the uvver pirates orf. Ye've made 'em all run away, wench.



Aye, ye blaggard. Awl ove 'em be orf doin push-ups all day.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:21 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Oi be afraid, Miss Pieces, that yer pickachure o' Errol Flynn onlee put the uvver pirates orf. Ye've made 'em all run away, wench.

Arrrgh. Yer awl weenies. Did enny ov ye here Gertie oar Griffin oar Tangie oar me oar aaRghNAbled oar Auntie Blackbeard oar Pirgella oar Brenda hydin an blubberin wen thee centrefold were ov a wench? No, ye did not. We kin hapreesheate yuman byooty wivout bein' hintimmidayted by hit.
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May ye awl be touched by 'is noodly happendidge (an not get awl skwicky habout hit) wiv hinspearashun t'mayke yer own submiss shuns t' yer 'ard-werkin headitur, Capn DaveL.

Oi be lookin forwerd t'Septemmer...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:05 am

Aargh, ye muss've read me script wrong. Oi 'ave absolutely nuffin' agains' ol' Flynnie, an' the luverly wenches ove this 'ere magazine, but oi finks that moustache o' his put the other blaggards off tharr rum.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Elastoman » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:18 am

'E's a foine lad, t' be sure. Speshuly wif th' "knoife n sail" bit - et's dramatic t' be sure. An' enny diskremenatin scallywag 'as t' admire 'is stoile. But ye kin be sure Oi'll not be chasin' enythin' wif a mustache loike thettun (apologees t' Auntie - she be a foine damsel indeed.)

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:03 am

Errol Flynn! My dear, ye know whut nickname Errol 'ad in his youth? Big Errol!

Now, I dun believe that Errol be that big, so I thinks we need ta take a look down his pants, just ta check, eh Pieces me darrrlin?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:37 pm

Auntie! A lady nivvir tells. An a lady pyrate nivvir tells wivout gettin a fayre broibe fer the hinfermayshun. Nollij be power an theyre bain't no cents in givvin hit away, loike.

Besoides, iffin oi rememmers roight, *ye* were thee wun wot giv ol' Errol thet niknayme, back in thee daye...

pieces o'nine wrote:Ackshoely, oi must give a nod to Auntie Blackbeard, who "mentered" yung Errol beefour 'e signed on t'thee Mad Moggies Revenge.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:05 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Auntie! A lady nivvir tells. An a lady pyrate nivvir tells wivout gettin a fayre broibe fer the hinfermayshun. Nollij be power an theyre bain't no cents in givvin hit away, loike.

Besoides, iffin oi rememmers roight, *ye* were thee wun wot giv ol' Errol thet niknayme, back in thee daye...

pieces o'nine wrote:Ackshoely, oi must give a nod to Auntie Blackbeard, who "mentered" yung Errol beefour 'e signed on t'thee Mad Moggies Revenge.

OOh, ye caught me out. Oi jus' wanted ta git anuvver look-see, see?



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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:49 am

Aaaarrgh...the full beardy look be in now mateys...that Errol Flynn be missin a few facial hairs fer duty on my ship.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:56 am

Be that so? Well, oi'll 'afta git summun on mine, as it be 'ardly beardy. Oi'd do it meself, hexcept this transcommunicatarr ain't got photoshop.

Tharr's some fashin tips fer this mgazine's column.


AARGH, welcome back anyways, blaggard. Oi'll spot ye a rum later on, down at the pub. On ol' Tangie's tab, o' course, cuz she ain't 'ere to say uvverwoise!
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