PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:33 am

Module One: Smuggling and Stealing Stuff

Now den Pakalolo, pay attenshun dis toim, himagin dat I am the revenue man...when I says conceal the contrabrand on yer person, try to use a little more himaginashun loik...the hobservant officer of the law moight well notice if you try to hide a large bag o gold in yer gob, and I couldn't elp noticin dat you wuz walkin rather strange loik when ye tried ta hide the koinoor diamond up yer ****!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:47 pm

MISS FEBRUARY

Name: Glenys Craddock

Occupation: Gallows Woman, Death Row, HM Prison, Portsmouth

Likes: Hanging around, Dropping in, Large timber framed structures with ropes, Blood thirsty crowds looking for public spectacles

Dislikes: Corporal punishment, Law and order, Changes in wind direction, Short hair

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Still hanging out I'd say. If Constable Timmins starts catching DaveL, Bart and the rest of those buggers, business will be bigger than ever.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:37 pm

Jeepers!! Oi wuz all "hangin' abaht" 'til oi wen spec 'er an' noo oi be a foine up-standing member uv da co-moon-itee..ta awfy, DaveL....& hapolly-wogs if da poste is noe too cleer..oi'm "standynge orf" summat frae da quay-boarrd, if ye catches me drift :wink:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:14 am

Blimey! Theyre be lots ov bunny pitchers on the bored ov layte, but she be wun wot ole Capn Hef wood be roight prowd ov!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:17 am

Aaaarrrgh...I'm turnin meself in, tis about toim they strung me up.

Does ye get one last request from her loik?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:19 am

Bart, ye be a roight git. "The Hangman's Daughter: From Dusk til Dawn" be a *film*, ye blaggard, knot a last rekwest!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:32 am

YArrrr...

It be the hangman's beautiful daughter, turned hangman. Winter might get a bit interestin' though.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:49 am

Yargh, she kin hang me up eneetoime, arhem arrhem arrrrhem!

It wuz abowt toime ye starrted givin' us sum good pichachus, Dave!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby PantyGnawer » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:54 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Jeepers!!


Dan said "Jeepers"!


Hey Dan, do you want to go to the soda shop with me, Wally, and the Beev after the pep rally this afternoon?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:21 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Jeepers!!


Dan said "Jeepers"!


Hey Dan, do you want to go to the soda shop with me, Wally, and the Beev after the pep rally this afternoon?

23 skidoo, old hat atari. Radical on the b-side, me old china!

Oi be flooent in mnemonic an' lanlubber, ye see!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:11 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:Hey Dan, do you want to go to the soda shop with me, Wally, and the Beev after the pep rally this afternoon?


Ta buckettes, Pee-Gee, butte onlie ifn da "Beev" bee dat 'angman's dodda..'n' oi wen saye "jeepers!" cuz tharr bee summa da yoonger croo wot moighte gette da wrongge idee if'n oi sedde godzillamuthapluckahs!!..gottes t'bee a shinee-kine eggs-pimple fer da keeds, yunno!

'n' oi finks Eddie Haskell bee away-la-bull fer yer sodee shoppe tryst..ye'll foind 'im inna telly-fun bhook under "weasel, practicing..".. :D
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Treecosys » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:14 pm

Aye!! Jeepers is a great word! It's like Vintage exasperation at it's finest!

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Tiddles the Evil » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:39 am

Get me hung this instance!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:23 am

Tiddles the Evil wrote:Get me hung this instance!


Cats don't get hung ye daft feline...we'll use yer gut for a new set o Tennis Rackets for Mad John McEnraarrgh if ye loiks...he goes through an awful lot of em.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:02 am

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR

Dear Readers,

In this ever changing werlde of tough economic times, changes abound. We've all felt the impacts of an ever shrinkin' finances, businesses going bust, pirates losing their right to pillage and murder and more closer to home....declining readership.

We here at Playbilge are a responsive lot. Our finger is on the pulse of change, yes sir. Youse Pirates have spoken, and we here at Playbilge have listened.

We have a very simple policy. A policy that will keep Playbilge in front of 'Wobbly Wenches' and 'Cabin Mate' for years to come.

That policy is simple it's called.......................drum roll....................................................................................................

MORE UNADULTERATED TABLOID FILTH

In the next few issues, you will see more hideous content than ever before. You wanted more...by crikey, we'll give youse more!
You can hexpect to see more 'hangman's daughter type photos than ever before. More mens problem accessories, you got it. Brenda pictures, bring it on!

Did I here you say, you'd like to see 'A Men of Portsmouth Nude Calendar'...well as it's the year 1709, and photography is not yet invented that might be a few years away - 150 at least, but have it you shall.

So ladies and gents, reach for yer coin purse. We give you the New Playbilge! (which is alot like the Old Playbilge, just with more filth)

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