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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:51 am

Yargh, oi'd better fork out me four shillin's, then!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:57 am

Don't waste yer Cronans matey...for only two groats ye can ave:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Treecosys » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:07 am

Arrr, That must be the swimsuit issue oi says.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:21 pm

black bart wrote:Don't waste yer Cronans matey...for only two groats ye can ave:

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Arrrr! lookes loike oi gotta Russell uppe sum coynage t' keepe atoppe uv them dee-veloppe-mintes!

PS: DaveL, mahalo bruddah fo' egg-seedin' even mye 'opes, "unadulterated tabloid filth"-wise..hitte's goode t'knowe Playbilge's alle-readie lowe stand-arrgh-ds canne sinke (loike wunna Cap'n Cronan's shippes) jus' a bitte moore..wallowynge-lee yrs, Dan (dhd)
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:00 am

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:51 am

Aaarrrgh, he be a curly little fella, he remoinds me of...Ooooooh er!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:43 am

Deere Hedditer:

Ware be yer fax-chekker an back-groun chekker? Oi 'erd frum a verra relibel sores that "Mr Theodore Rooseplanktl" (aka Sy Sperling) were ousted frum Hare Clubbe fer Men [unforgettable tagline: "I'm not only the Hair Club president, I'm also a client!"] arfter axin fer sum bale-owt munny an then yoosin hit fer bonuses an oibrow trips t'Lost Vegas an gamblin an payin orf hoochie grrrls wot be warin fevvers, an rhinostones, an jyint blond harestoiles, an not much helse.

Now ye claymes 'e be a sponser fer yer gnu looke an format?

Oi be roight wurried habowt frowin good cronans arfter badde if this be troo.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:52 am

Tis True Capn Baird,

Theodore had a large win on the slot machines and he be hinvestin' in mens health. Plus, he be hankerin to boost the coffers of his favorite smut laden magazine.

So we took him (and his multiple Cronans) on board.

Mind you, his name was mentioned in the financial crisis of September 1708.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:07 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Deere Hedditer:

Ware be yer fax-chekker an back-groun chekker? Oi 'erd frum a verra relibel sores that "Mr Theodore Rooseplanktl" (aka Sy Sperling) were ousted frum Hare Clubbe fer Men [unforgettable tagline: "I'm not only the Hair Club president, I'm also a client!"] arfter axin fer sum bale-owt munny an then yoosin hit fer bonuses an oibrow trips t'Lost Vegas an gamblin an payin orf hoochie grrrls wot be warin fevvers, an rhinostones, an jyint blond harestoiles, an not much helse.

Now ye claymes 'e be a sponser fer yer gnu looke an format?

Oi be roight wurried habowt frowin good cronans arfter badde if this be troo.

Yers angst shushly,
Cap'n Baird Sagginsails,
Scoutmaster, PPHS branch o' Pyrate Scouts Internashunal


I wuz finkin about recommendin this Hare Clubbe fer Men to Walktheplank, but it looks loik they've been a tad too generous wiv the glue and some wenches ave got stuck to the lad's sides. In de ovver photo where the well thatched feller is sittin on a rock, he's managed to unglue one wench fank goodness.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:11 pm

Oi finks WalkThePlank tooke da terme "Hare Clubbe" a bitte too lit'rully..oi sawr'im chasin' aftarr a coople uv da slowarrgh avvies wif a 'ockee stycke anna madde gleeme inne 'is wun good-ish eyie..

an' noo kin wee gette backe t' da pulchritudinousities wot dis fread bee alle abaht, pliz?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:33 pm

Arrrr...I hears ye Dan an I believes in this new revitalized Editor Dave L. But Playbilge has always given health tips an the loik to it's readers, along wiv book reviews, gadget reviews an Game reviews. I has had a little retrospective look at thee archoives an I came up wiv a photo wot's always perplexed me crew an me...viz a viz, where the bleedin ell does this desert wench keep her water supply?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Cabin Wench » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:52 pm

I av erd that these ere desert wenches utilise a camel-beastie as a ship o th desert.I was wunderin iffn anyone is knowing where be they raisin the Jolly Roger?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:52 am

Now, I've had a word with Dave L and he agreed it's time to cater for the female readers like Cabin Wench and PON...so we thought you'd like someone really well hung:

























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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Cabin Wench » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:18 am

Well iffn I ad nown tha' ther wus pirates as yung and andsum as tha' about I wud av soined on years ago! At laste orl my dreems be cummin tru- iffe a bitt rinkled!

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:47 pm

YArrrrr...

In his younger years, that bloke could have formed his own main sail. Due to sagging though, he probably uses it to check the underwater currents.
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