PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:39 pm

Yarrrgh! Me old cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn, 'as bin sendin herds ov messenger albatrosses t'rejoyne the croo ov Thee Mad Moggies Revenge.

This sort ov fing be thee perfick task for summat wot 'as bin t'Hollywood, happearin in pitchers an awl.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:19 pm

Oi wish this were me oan werke, but hit ain't.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:52 pm

Lucky it weren't Big Brenda's Kraken! :shocked:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:47 pm

That be big enuf to sinque a fleet!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:03 pm

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:18 am

YArrrr...

I loves a bit of wealth resdistribution management. O'ill 'ave to put that one on me Piracy CV.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:11 am

Miss November:

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38.24.38 and that's just the pistols!

Likes: Pirates, Pit Bulls, Ken Worley, Monkey Bones, A darn good argument and Pina Collada.

Dislikes: Schmoozers, Time wasters and anything adding up to 6.

Some say she be the daughter of Cap'n Blood himself...

Don't mention: I love Boobs or Cabals.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:52 pm

Yarr, this moight jus' lure the fiery lass out agin!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:31 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Yarr, this moight jus' lure the fiery lass out agin!


Aye matey...an I'll ave to go into hidin in me secret island retreat. :shocked:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:40 am

Guardid by pitbulls? :haha:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:35 am

No...no Pit Bulls :shocked: ...she be the goddess of Pit Bulls an they do her biddin!!!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:56 am

That be a fearsum thort, fer shore.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:02 am

It has been pointed out that I forgot to arsk thee Buxom wench; Where will ye be in 5 years toim?

Just ta be on thee safe side I be surroundin me secret Pirate Island wiv sharks, barbed wire and a Klingon Cloaking device!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:26 pm

Thee Axes ov Weevil will send ye hupdaytes frum thee board huntil hit be sayfe fer ye t'return t'Portsmuff, Bart.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:17 am

YArrrr...

There be a few people that wish they could harvest a Geoduck as good as this blighter! Is that a mollusc in your pocket...?

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