PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:15 pm

That were me hunderstudy; oi mor neerly resembles Theda Bara, oi finks...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:58 am

Just as well matey or ye'd ave ended up in Coronashun Street:

Amanda Barry

She was also in two of the Carry On films, a long-running series of British comedy films: she had a supporting turn as a cab driver in Carry On Cabby (1963) and took the title role in Carry On Cleo (1964). ... Coronation Street was but a stepping stone on her path to becoming an international star of stage and screen. ...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:15 pm

Whoof! That *were* a neere miss! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:08 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Whoof! That *were* a neere miss! :fsm_yarr:

Oi be 'oldin' against ye, thee fact that she ever considered thee role in Coronayshun Street. That be bad. But oi be fergivin' ye due to 'er roles in thee Carry On films. Oi can see that she be bein' hinfluenced by yer teachin's, an' she be takin' on a role in 'onour of 'er 'ero. You! Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Sane Lunasea » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:43 pm

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This is disgusting! Do you have any more? :haha:

A little warning: the second one has a lady showing her Top bITS...


Can't forget about this classic... Also NSFW
http://tequilaandredbull.tumblr.com/post/16203573527

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby muunleit » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:54 am

Sane Lunasea wrote:...
Can't forget about this classic... Also NSFW
http://tequilaandredbull.tumblr.com/post/16203573527

Shouldn't the knife be turned around? With the sharp edge not touching her lips?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:58 am

It's nowhere near her lips - she's holding it in her mouth.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:32 am

Oi've 'ad a beard since Oi could... 'cept fer a few yeaaarrrs o'vanitee when the salt began ta outweigh thee peppa... so Oi 'ave ta admit Oi do prefer some hair about me lips.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:18 am

Could ye stop the mindless babble...Oi've got a highly reputable publication to run...hic...hic
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:42 am

DaveL wrote:Could ye stop the mindless babble...Oi've got a highly reputable publication to run...hic...hic


Have we done any phone...er...Semaphore Hackin?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:06 pm

Arrrrrrrrggghhhh bart Oi bin lookin' at them new fangl'd iSemaphore.... they wi'thee touch screan. Ye taps out ye flags an' presses 'done' an' 'olds it abuv ye 'ead pointin' in thee happropryat direchun. 'as a eye innit wot ken see thee reploiy an' shows it fer thee ta reads [iffin yee can]. Ye ken lowenge on thee deck wi' a cold rum an' 'ave thee cabin bouuy do all thee 'oldin' up stuff.
Wot'll they think o'next... sumthin ta do away wi' sails?? Yarrrr-haaa-haaaarrrr! Oi kent be himaginin' tharrrrt!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:25 pm

Arrrgh, ye be shocking me to thee core thar matey...wot hexactlee was thee cabin boy holdin up?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:40 pm

^ sumfink t'do wif thee captain's "Oi-Touch", if oi hunnerstands 'is post correckly...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:12 am

pieces o'nine wrote:^ sumfink t'do wif thee captain's "Oi-Touch", if oi hunnerstands 'is post correckly...


Aaarrrgh tis a rival to thee Scumpad...phew, I thought he were unlawfully usin croo members to support damaged parts of his shyppe. I ave known unscroopolus pirates to prop up a saggin mast wiv cabin boys and thee loik as in this hillustrashun:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:12 pm

I wate fer me nu sittarrrrr antIBB Sez tba wun unca sane bringd not b harry enuff rrrr
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