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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:08 am

DaveL wrote:It's gettin' close to March...should we do a feature on Wimmen with eagles?

Nah, better make 'em aguilas instead. We're much more majestic and enthusiastic.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:37 am

MISS MARCH

Name: Jenny McAguilar

Occupation: Professional Gravity Tester, Whale Spotter;

Likes: Gettin' airborne, checkin out humpbacks, Birds with hair, Stayin' thirsty

Dislikes: Gravity, Large cliffs, usin' a parachute, Japanese boats in the Southern Ocean doin' "Scientific research with harpoons"

Where will you be in 5 years time: Well if Oi ever get airborne, Oi'd like to travel to follow the humpbacks on their annual migration. Hopefully I'll get married to one of 'em as Oi hear they quite good a catchin krill.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:14 pm

DaveL wrote:MISS MARCH

Name: Jenny McAguilar

Occupation: Professional Gravity Tester, Whale Spotter;

Likes: Gettin' airborne, checkin out humpbacks, Birds with hair, Stayin' thirsty

Dislikes: Gravity, Large cliffs, usin' a parachute, Japanese boats in the Southern Ocean doin' "Scientific research with harpoons"

Where will you be in 5 years time: Well if Oi ever get airborne, Oi'd like to travel to follow the humpbacks on their annual migration. Hopefully I'll get married to one of 'em as Oi hear they quite good a catchin krill.

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ε> <3 :love:
Seems there's a bit of competition, unfortunately for the competition *whips head majestically*. I'll hate to break their hearts.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:12 pm

YArrr...

Have ye been drunk postin' again matey?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:44 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrr...

Have ye been drunk postin' again matey?

'oel' un . . . (to a stuffed moose head on the wall) ya coi-ahl thish groe'uhg? Oi canshtihl fehael moi faesh!
*turns to DaveL, sways a bit on perch* oi doe-in'd rae maem-br druhn' poesh'in' bifhoe-ar . . . bu't-hen oi doe-in'd thankgsh oi'id bae in rim aemb-hur in da' . . . *thump* *cloud of feathers poofs into the frame, just like in the cartoons*

*wakes up, seems mildly surprised they woke up* wod'n yathi'gks bae hahwrungg wifh'ir?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:15 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
DaveL wrote:YArrr...

Have ye been drunk postin' again matey?

'oel' un . . . (to a stuffed moose head on the wall) ya coi-ahl thish groe'uhg? Oi canshtihl fehael moi faesh!
*turns to DaveL, sways a bit on perch* oi doe-in'd rae maem-br druhn' poesh'in' bifhoe-ar . . . bu't-hen oi doe-in'd thankgsh oi'id bae in rim aemb-hur in da' . . . *thump* *cloud of feathers poofs into the frame, just like in the cartoons*

*wakes up, seems mildly surprised they woke up* wod'n yathi'gks bae hahwrungg wifh'ir?

Blimey, 'e's gettin to rival Mad Willyum.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:23 pm

pooperheadcanonfeef wrote:
DaveL wrote:YArrr...

Have ye been drunk postin' again matey?

:idiot: i be an idjit :idiot: and gunna stay heer trolling ye lot becos i have a miserable wasted life :cry: and I hope i am being as much of an asshole :moon: as i possibly can :fsm_rock:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:30 pm

OI'im ser-ree, djyee-oo naed aeh tuhr-ansilur-asian?

Loev tha' oi fi' thawah-ert 'asian' een thar, aarrrrggghh!!!!

Hae-ur'ees yah-oer tuhr-ansilur-asian, aarrrrggghh:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
DaveL wrote:YArrr...

Have ye been drunk postin' again matey?

Hold on . . . (to a stuffed moose head on the wall) you call this grog? I can still feel my face!
*turns to DaveL, sways a bit on perch* I don't remember drunk posting before . . . but then I think I'd be remembering that . . . *thump* *cloud of feathers poofs into the frame, just like in the cartoons*
*wakes up, seems mildly surprised they woke up* What do you think is wrong with her?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:36 am

Yarr...

That's mighty impressive matey. I can only slur me speech, but being able to type drunk phonetically is an awesome skill, Ye might have a gift there Thirsty!!

If things don't week out with Miss March, Oi can see a niche market in drunken keyboards. If Ye be an enterprising' type, O'id get crackin' tryin to sell a few at the Portsmouth markets, or get a gig on Shark Tank and get a few hinvesters interested. Miss March will stop chasin' krill eatin' humpbacks and come chasin' yer money bags!! Hubba Hubba matey!! :love: :love:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:13 am

Not so hasty tharrr. Miss March iz fawlin 4 moi. She b more inclined 2ward thee hansum eegull an' not a sukker 4 fat boyzz, aarrrggghh! :love:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:27 am

DaveL wrote:Yarr...

That's mighty impressive matey. I can only slur me speech, but being able to type drunk phonetically is an awesome skill, Ye might have a gift there Thirsty!!

If things don't week out with Miss March, Oi can see a niche market in drunken keyboards. If Ye be an enterprising' type, O'id get crackin' tryin to sell a few at the Portsmouth markets, or get a gig on Shark Tank and get a few hinvesters interested. Miss March will stop chasin' krill eatin' humpbacks and come chasin' yer money bags!! Hubba Hubba matey!! :love: :love:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:15 pm

MISS APRIL

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Name: Ethel McSporren

Occupation: Professshnul Zombie Slayer

Likes: Pointin' big things at the never-dead, playin' Call of Duty 12 (even though previous last 11 were hexactly the same)

Dislikes: Runnnin' out of ammunishun, power blackouts, being away from me video screen.

Where will you be in 5 years time: Well if GTA 6 don't come out soon, Oi can see meself playin' Call of Duty 13, 14 and 15 until O'im bored senseless.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:14 am

DaveL wrote:Likes: Pointin' big things at the never-dead
Hey-oh!
DaveL wrote:playin' Call of Duty 12 (even though previous last 11 were hexactly the same)
The lack of World At War jokes in that is stunning, obviously she's never heard of it.
Also screw CoD. Ignoring the lack of a zombies gamemode, Rainbow Six is better in every which way.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:31 pm

:lol: ...says someone aged 42, sorry 14... :lol:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:46 pm

DaveL wrote::lol: ...says someone aged 42, sorry 14... :lol:
:lol: Keep guessing, you'll get it eventually.
But seriously, what's my age got to do with this?


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