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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:49 am

Yarrrr...in the midst of yet more 3rd party attempts attempts to publish the Loose Canon...we'll keep ye smilin'...'ere's Miss January for ye...

MISS JANUARY

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Name: Kimberley O'Farrell

Occupation: Saucy Wench

Likes: Makin' stuff to enhance your sausage, Worcestershire, Hangin out at Big Rons

Dislikes: Vegetarian Hippie types, Fasting for Lent

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if me sauce business takes off Oi be lookin to enhance everyone's sausage from Portsmouth to the West Indies. No sausages will be left unscathed!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:08 am

oi lykes Janurey an' sawse , rrrrrrrrrrrrrr .
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:39 am

YArrr...

It nearly be February...close ye eyes Nefyoo!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby ChowMein » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:08 pm

DaveL wrote:Yarrrr...in the midst of yet more 3rd party attempts attempts to publish the Loose Canon...we'll keep ye smilin'...'ere's Miss January for ye...

MISS JANUARY

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Name: Kimberley O'Farrell

Occupation: Saucy Wench

Likes: Makin' stuff to enhance your sausage, Worcestershire, Hangin out at Big Rons

Dislikes: Vegetarian Hippie types, Fasting for Lent

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if me sauce business takes off Oi be lookin to enhance everyone's sausage from Portsmouth to the West Indies. No sausages will be left unscathed!

:lech: Yarr

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:09 pm

dat me nu sittarr puddy tat rrrrrrrrrrrr :love:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:33 pm

MISS FEBRUARY

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Name: Georgette Christie

Occupation: Fishmonger and Sea Food Model

Likes: Ice cubes, impersinatin' mermaids, wearin' prawns (ie shrimp) in her hair, fallin' asleep in a pile of crustaceans.

Dislikes: Hot weather, things that go off in the sun, brushin me prawny hair at night

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if the sun gets any hotter, I'll be lookin to marry and have lots of little pirates to keep the global warmin' at bay. Me ice cubes have been meltin' alot lately.

Oi may need to hinvest in a good deodorant. When the lads get a whiff of me, they take orf.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:36 pm

DaveL wrote:MISS FEBRUARY

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Name: Georgette Christie

Occupation: Fishmonger and Sea Food Model

Likes: Ice cubes, impersinatin' mermaids, wearin' prawns (ie shrimp) in her hair, fallin' asleep in a pile of crustaceans.

Dislikes: Hot weather, things that go off in the sun, brushin me prawny hair at night

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if the sun gets any hotter, I'll be lookin to marry and have lots of little pirates to keep the global warmin' at bay. Me ice cubes have been meltin' alot lately.

Oi may need to hinvest in a good deodorant. When the lads get a whiff of me, they take orf.

Oi dunno, Davey me lad. Looks loike she has crabs.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:03 pm

Iz et Januwary yet ?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:51 am

Prawn to be wild!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:50 am

Again I find myself questioning why this thread exists . . .
Well, unlike Nef Yoo, I actually follow the main idea of a thread when I post, so here it goes:

Is this one of those magazines with aaaaaaaaaall those little cards in it?
You open up your subscription and all those little cards fall out.
And most of them come in your subscription package, ASKING YOU TO SUBSCRIBE!!!!!! :furious:

It better not have those little cards in it . . . aarrrrggghh . . . :fsm_yarr:

EDIT: Also, I'm told I overuse, " . . . ". Is that true?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:04 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Again I find myself questioning why this thread exists . . .
Well, unlike Nef Yoo, I actually follow the main idea of a thread when I post, so here it goes:

Is this one of those magazines with aaaaaaaaaall those little cards in it?
You open up your subscription and all those little cards fall out.
And most of them come in your subscription package, ASKING YOU TO SUBSCRIBE!!!!!! :furious:

It better not have those little cards in it . . . aarrrrggghh . . . :fsm_yarr:

EDIT: Also, I'm told I overuse, " . . . ". Is that true?


Yarrr...

Do ye know what a lads mag is? Your a pirate arn't ye?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:35 pm

Oi do, an' oi am, aarrrrggghh . . . :fsm_yarr: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
Oi jus' thingk wee shu'd ma'e sher ta no' 'ave anee o' doez lih'el carts, aarrrrggghh . . . Also, oi coul'n't wroit abou' much aels, considerin' oi stil be oin ma skoo's woi-foi. :bummer:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:04 pm

Stillalyincaninfeef wrote: Blah blah blah droollll :idiot: . . . :fsm_yarr: blah blah :idiot:
Oi jus' a canon feef panty loony on fyer, :idiot: aarrrrggghh . . . Also, oi coul'n't wroit abou' much aels, :idiot: considerin' oi still in me mummys basemint :idiot: . :bummer:

rrrrr :welcome:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:27 am

It's gettin' close to March...should we do a feature on Wimmen with eagles?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:48 am

i fink i need a qween viiktorya sekrit sitar dis munf rrr
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