black bart wrote:Miss May
Miss May Contender
Name: Dolly Bigones
Occupation: Apprentice Shipwright
Likes: Getting up the main mast
Dislikes: Getting her high heals trapped in the decking just as the Captain cry's "Every man for himself".
In five years' time: Knowing her Booby Hatch from her Futtocks.
Juss look et them headlights ! Wot a luverly front end !