The Voyce

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The Voyce

Postby Griffin » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:04 am

A new compertitiun to pass the time wen becalmed. First blinfold yer crew. The get 'em, one by one, ter sing a sea shanty of their own choyce. Next, get yer crew ter behead the crew member with the worst voyce. Continue til the last crew member 'as behedded hiself. Ye mite remayne becalmed, but at least ye'll 'ave 'ad fun.
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Re: The Voyce

Postby DavidH » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:49 am

Maybe ye ort ter leave one ov thee croo ter swab thee deck down after orl that beheddin.

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Re: The Voyce

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:15 am

Arrgh tis a brillyant hidea...but who should we have on thee four man/woman panel on thee swivellin chairs...

Captain Thomas Jones?...he be an hexpert on Welsh Mining Songs.

Captain Jessie J Jellyfish?...Big Mouthed Wench who be an hexpert on singin hunder water.

Cap'n Will Ye Wont Ye?...A menace of all shyppin lanes and hex memeber of thee famous shanty singin troupe Thee Black Eye Patches.

Cap'n Danny 'Danny Boy' O'Deary?...Irish Shanty Singer ann hex memeber of a Cabin Boy Band.

Surely we can do better mateys.
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