The Captain's Log
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Cap'n's Log Book Yaaar date the age of aquaryus
There be a load o' ash on the poop deck. If h'appeared owt o' nowear. Wot be moor surprisin, there be men wearin' strannge old fashyoned flannels fightin' ter sweep it up.
There be a load o' ash on the poop deck. If h'appeared owt o' nowear. Wot be moor surprisin, there be men wearin' strannge old fashyoned flannels fightin' ter sweep it up.
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Capun SLog yrrr det sumar tyme, hi fink
Es hot. reeeelly hot. so hot yer dyper stuck ter ya barr-nickle ink-rustede bottum.
Thee goods ship lollypop be-karmaed in thee sugarass... soregas... garsassg... middle of thee sea. Thee croo be board, so we gunna pway hide-an-go-seek.
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HEER HI CUM RED YORN OT!
Es hot. reeeelly hot. so hot yer dyper stuck ter ya barr-nickle ink-rustede bottum.
Thee goods ship lollypop be-karmaed in thee sugarass... soregas... garsassg... middle of thee sea. Thee croo be board, so we gunna pway hide-an-go-seek.
wun
too
fwee
um...
six
ill-evan
twitty-wun
HEER HI CUM RED YORN OT!
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Capn's Lorrg August 1702
Me an thee croo be sunnin ourselves on thee Caribbean Island o Jamakaargh (no she went of her own accord)...I still be laughin at thee thought o Nef Yoo playin Hiden Seek on thee Mary Celeste...he'll be lookin fer us fer weeks afore thee Dubloon Drops.
Rid o thee liddle blighter at last!
Me an thee croo be sunnin ourselves on thee Caribbean Island o Jamakaargh (no she went of her own accord)...I still be laughin at thee thought o Nef Yoo playin Hiden Seek on thee Mary Celeste...he'll be lookin fer us fer weeks afore thee Dubloon Drops.
Rid o thee liddle blighter at last!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Cap#n's Logue monday after last
There be rumours flyin' round the fleet that Black Bart is hidin' out in the Bermuda Triangle to avoid a harmless sweet little boy sailor. If this be true, he'll have ter cum out sometime to refuel his nucllear powered ship (I told 'im not to buy that model). Otherwise, all calm here, sea bright blue and seaweed stinks, jest as we like it.
There be rumours flyin' round the fleet that Black Bart is hidin' out in the Bermuda Triangle to avoid a harmless sweet little boy sailor. If this be true, he'll have ter cum out sometime to refuel his nucllear powered ship (I told 'im not to buy that model). Otherwise, all calm here, sea bright blue and seaweed stinks, jest as we like it.
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Yarrr Date January 1715
Locashiun: Captains Cottage Post Box
Went to me letter box, hecpectin' to get a letter outlinin' that me vast peerage of a Caribbean Estate had been settled.
When Oi opened me letterbox Oi spied a letter, which Oi opened immediately. However as Oi cracked the wax seal, the entire document vanished before me eyes.
While I had cut back on the grog of late, those special mushrooms that Oi've bin eatin at Big Rons Family restaurant chain, may have sumthin extremely magic about em. Oi thinks Oi'll be givin' the 'special dishes' a miss for a while.
Oi am the egg man, Oi am the Walrus, koo-koo-ki-joo!
Locashiun: Captains Cottage Post Box
Went to me letter box, hecpectin' to get a letter outlinin' that me vast peerage of a Caribbean Estate had been settled.
When Oi opened me letterbox Oi spied a letter, which Oi opened immediately. However as Oi cracked the wax seal, the entire document vanished before me eyes.
While I had cut back on the grog of late, those special mushrooms that Oi've bin eatin at Big Rons Family restaurant chain, may have sumthin extremely magic about em. Oi thinks Oi'll be givin' the 'special dishes' a miss for a while.
Oi am the egg man, Oi am the Walrus, koo-koo-ki-joo!
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Deer capinz log
Hi iz tyurd uf hid n seek !
Hi dint fine nobodyz !
Dis bin bad day !
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Pwayin onna Mary Sealess B juss lyk tha Fryin Dutchmin !
hi dint fine anybodyz dare needer rrrrr
Hi iz tyurd uf hid n seek !
Hi dint fine nobodyz !
Dis bin bad day !
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Pwayin onna Mary Sealess B juss lyk tha Fryin Dutchmin !
hi dint fine anybodyz dare needer rrrrr
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Janury 1815
Oi was rowin’ me 17 foot White’all from th’ east jettee back two th’ good shup Excelsior when a shockin’ gail blue up and damn-neer upended me inta th’ drink. All sup-plize wos drenched and oi had ta chuk th’ lettres a weigh coz th’ ink ran evry wear. Things is so bad Nef Yoo is refusin’ ta eat th’ bloo staynd bred.
Oi was rowin’ me 17 foot White’all from th’ east jettee back two th’ good shup Excelsior when a shockin’ gail blue up and damn-neer upended me inta th’ drink. All sup-plize wos drenched and oi had ta chuk th’ lettres a weigh coz th’ ink ran evry wear. Things is so bad Nef Yoo is refusin’ ta eat th’ bloo staynd bred.
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Deer Capinz log -
Hi b onna Capinz Nomobagz shup , Da Wotteffer , he owt ta weggister his shup in tha shup wegistery tred.... nuffin guud fer ta et cep fer bloo bred , i wan sum moor uf tha gween bred , hi gunna jump shup wiff reggie an tha ovfer bilj watz rrrrr
Hi b onna Capinz Nomobagz shup , Da Wotteffer , he owt ta weggister his shup in tha shup wegistery tred.... nuffin guud fer ta et cep fer bloo bred , i wan sum moor uf tha gween bred , hi gunna jump shup wiff reggie an tha ovfer bilj watz rrrrr
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Yarrr Date: January 1715
Location: Athens Harbour
The SS 'Demis Rousos' has been sunk after ingesting' way too much food stores in it's bilge. Anything' that big was bound not to float in the open sea, and should have ejected it's ballast long ago. Instead the ballast destroyed Demis's inner hull - poor blighter!
Location: Athens Harbour
The SS 'Demis Rousos' has been sunk after ingesting' way too much food stores in it's bilge. Anything' that big was bound not to float in the open sea, and should have ejected it's ballast long ago. Instead the ballast destroyed Demis's inner hull - poor blighter!
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Alloo cappinz log!
um um hi B maydid a shawmin ov rawmin lass yeer
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um um hi B maydid a shawmin ov rawmin lass yeer
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Cap'ns log: Day 1:
I went sailin' 'round n' a ol' ship I found. Been sailin' in teh' areer' of Ol' Portsmouth, trying teh' see if ere' be any survivers te' form a crew with. I 'ears te' place twas' mostly abandoned now, but teh' thought at' no one may com'er anymore nary d' cross me mind. I be open' te' finds a few scallywags at d' least.
I went sailin' 'round n' a ol' ship I found. Been sailin' in teh' areer' of Ol' Portsmouth, trying teh' see if ere' be any survivers te' form a crew with. I 'ears te' place twas' mostly abandoned now, but teh' thought at' no one may com'er anymore nary d' cross me mind. I be open' te' finds a few scallywags at d' least.
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Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen
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Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen
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Yarr date : 09 . 06 . 17
Aboot too powns wurth dis morn , mostly fish bitz oi wager .
Aboot too powns wurth dis morn , mostly fish bitz oi wager .
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Deer capinz log .
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Anti bAkin bringd me lollyz
et wuz a guud day , guud bye .
yer nef yoo rrrrrrrrr
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Anti bAkin bringd me lollyz
et wuz a guud day , guud bye .
yer nef yoo rrrrrrrrr
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