The Captain's Log
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The Captain's Log
Extracts from the Captain's Log.
Part One: January 31
YYYAARRR I ne'r seen a scurvier crew afore. We set sail from Portsmouth with a fair wind whistlin in the riggin, bound fer the Indies. We'd ne'r got out of the harbour before I had to give the First mate a good floggin as an example to the crew - he'd done nowt wrong I just wanted to show the men how to do a floggin. Time for me night cap - a tankard of rum with a slice o pinapple on the rim, YAAARRR!
Part One: January 31
YYYAARRR I ne'r seen a scurvier crew afore. We set sail from Portsmouth with a fair wind whistlin in the riggin, bound fer the Indies. We'd ne'r got out of the harbour before I had to give the First mate a good floggin as an example to the crew - he'd done nowt wrong I just wanted to show the men how to do a floggin. Time for me night cap - a tankard of rum with a slice o pinapple on the rim, YAAARRR!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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31.1.06:
Oi be discoverin' a few more things not ter put in front of yer face while tryin' ter steer yer ship:
1. A meat eatin' rabbit
2. The back of yer head
3. A ghost
Me thinks tha' tomorrow mornin' Oi'll be tryin’ ter discover some things not ter put on yer cereal...
Tickle the Pirate (that's an order!)
Oi be discoverin' a few more things not ter put in front of yer face while tryin' ter steer yer ship:
1. A meat eatin' rabbit
2. The back of yer head
3. A ghost
Me thinks tha' tomorrow mornin' Oi'll be tryin’ ter discover some things not ter put on yer cereal...
Tickle the Pirate (that's an order!)
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"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." ~ Robert Byrne
"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." ~ Robert Byrne
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Oi thinx yuh needs more options on that poll. Like "Every onest a while" er sumpin'. Loik only today oi wuz wondering where me log was and oi found it holding up one of the table legs to make the thing more steady. Oi writes in me log when oi gots sumpin ta write. Otherwise it'd be all:
""Tuesday: Surrounded by water again. Methinx the crew is plannin another mutiny. Gotsta keep sharp as a tattoo needle around here. (In between grogs, that is.) Love, Drake"
""Tuesday: Surrounded by water again. Methinx the crew is plannin another mutiny. Gotsta keep sharp as a tattoo needle around here. (In between grogs, that is.) Love, Drake"
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Capns Log Yarr date 1.2.76
Darn it I think me pens runnin out o in....................
Darn it I think me pens runnin out o in....................
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Capns log Yarr date 1.2.76
Filled me pen up now but it's... g......one...all...blo....tchy....o...n....me...Oh..fill...et...me..parr...ot...
Filled me pen up now but it's... g......one...all...blo....tchy....o...n....me...Oh..fill...et...me..parr...ot...
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Cap'ns Log: Yarr Date 1691.5
After 5 months an 1 day at sea, we finds land at last - a lovely desert island. When me landin party got ashore, a man dressed in rags ran up to us shouting how he were rescued at last. "Comes wi' me my good man," says I. "I's can use a new crewman."
A week later, he wished he were back on the island again.
After 5 months an 1 day at sea, we finds land at last - a lovely desert island. When me landin party got ashore, a man dressed in rags ran up to us shouting how he were rescued at last. "Comes wi' me my good man," says I. "I's can use a new crewman."
A week later, he wished he were back on the island again.
Me Pet Log
YArrr...
I used to love me log, but I 'ad trouble gettin' large pieces of timber through customs. We had to part unfortunately
Think O'ill settle for a Pet Rock when me next parrot dies.
HArrrr...HArrr...HArrr...
I used to love me log, but I 'ad trouble gettin' large pieces of timber through customs. We had to part unfortunately

Think O'ill settle for a Pet Rock when me next parrot dies.
HArrrr...HArrr...HArrr...
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Capn's log Yar date 2.2.76
Dropped anchor of the coast o a place called 'Twin Peaks'. Sent a party ashore but they were back on board within minutes with weird tales o pirates carryin logs about and midgets what talked backwards!!!!
Dropped anchor of the coast o a place called 'Twin Peaks'. Sent a party ashore but they were back on board within minutes with weird tales o pirates carryin logs about and midgets what talked backwards!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Monday 6.2.06
Issued Order 66. Several hundred thousand Black Bart look alikes have been dispatched to the Jedi Pirate temple and lands abroad.
Oi 'ave sent me apprentice to Monserrat to deal with the insurgents and to have a light cutlass duel over volcanic landscapes.
Havin a nice toime bein' supreme ruler of the galaxy...YArrrr...
Issued Order 66. Several hundred thousand Black Bart look alikes have been dispatched to the Jedi Pirate temple and lands abroad.
Oi 'ave sent me apprentice to Monserrat to deal with the insurgents and to have a light cutlass duel over volcanic landscapes.
Havin a nice toime bein' supreme ruler of the galaxy...YArrrr...
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'Ere's an excerpt from on of my logs.......................
January 3, 2006:
Noice an sunny ta-day. Oi saw a whale pod off starboard, swimmin' around.
Two more days until we dock in Korea, ta git them new artillery upgrades, cheap off the assembly lines of our business partners over there. Ken't wait ta get them..............
Ken't wait ta use them.
Duke
January 3, 2006:
Noice an sunny ta-day. Oi saw a whale pod off starboard, swimmin' around.
Two more days until we dock in Korea, ta git them new artillery upgrades, cheap off the assembly lines of our business partners over there. Ken't wait ta get them..............
Ken't wait ta use them.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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capn's log Yar date 6.2.76
The crew be a fine lot o men. Thar be midshipman Bart, First mate Bart, Doctor Bart, Carpenter Bart, Look out Bart, Bart Simpson Bart and all the other Barts. No problems to report except fer that Mr Christian Bart e be a rum un that one!
The crew be a fine lot o men. Thar be midshipman Bart, First mate Bart, Doctor Bart, Carpenter Bart, Look out Bart, Bart Simpson Bart and all the other Barts. No problems to report except fer that Mr Christian Bart e be a rum un that one!

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Capn's Log, Yarr Date 1691.6
We were sailin round the Sargasso Sea when we be spying a ship that were beached on a giant raft o' seaweed. There were about a hundred survivors - all identical welshmen wi' dodgy lookin ginger wigs.
They'd all gone mad from hunger, and were talkin about eatin each other. I thinks the only thing that stopped 'em were the fact that there weren't a decent cook among 'em.
We were sailin round the Sargasso Sea when we be spying a ship that were beached on a giant raft o' seaweed. There were about a hundred survivors - all identical welshmen wi' dodgy lookin ginger wigs.
They'd all gone mad from hunger, and were talkin about eatin each other. I thinks the only thing that stopped 'em were the fact that there weren't a decent cook among 'em.
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