The Captain's Log

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Monobaz
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Monobaz » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:32 pm

Best if we pluck him first Nef Yoo - the little blighter still has wing feathers, or is that singular?
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StayThirstyMyAguila
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:54 pm

DaveL wrote:YArr Date: 1717
Location: Murican Eagles Nest
Subject: Bunny Killers

Yarrr...can someone tell me why we appear to be gettin' an infestashun of carnivorous birds in Portsmouth? Every time Oi put a pet rabbit in me back yard, some gigantic bird zooms down, asking me where me Canon is, and eats me bunny. Can ye please go huntin somewhere else, Oi be gettin' protein deficiency. Those rabbits are for me cookin' pot ye blighters.

If ye keep it up I'll zap you wiv me bird baldness zapper ye blighters!!

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You'll be glad to know that Aguilas with golden ɑss feathers, like myself, don't eat rabbits. They're too cute. Snakes, on the other hand, look kind of like pasta, especially if one of your Aguila eyes is covered by an eyepatch, aarrrrggghh . . .

And by the way, try not to point that zapper at any more cats please.

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'Murican Bald Eagle
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:39 pm

dear diary
it takes ages 2 bcum a profit. so much baptising 2 do and so little time 2 do it, aaaarrrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
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yore best frend in the hole big wide fat world :cry:

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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:01 pm

Awast Capinz Log !

Tha Urkz b alll ober tha form !

Oi wush tha urk git a job an not troll us so much rrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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'Murican Bald Eagle
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:58 pm

Dear Captain Slog

Nef's been on a bender arghgain an' chased evvabuddy off thee form, aaarrrrggghh!!! :facepalm:

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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:51 pm

Ahoy deer dywee

i wuz froowing stuff et a woyull nayvee shup in tha warrf wen i finded a noice peece uf ash rrr
et gunna b me nu mass rrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:10 pm

awass capinz log
rrrr

taday oi gunna plundarr :evilgrin:

tha towne peepullz wiff me frenz :lurk:

i gunna B rrrr :antipasta: unca blakbeard :fsm_yarr: rrr

i gunna git sooo meny kandee an stuff rrr:lurk:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.


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