The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Nose

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:50 am

Blaggard...When me lookout saw your nose, he thought it were Moby Dick!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby walktheplank » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:03 am

yarr if yer used hair products you'll only need it fer inside yer ears
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:18 am

Why doan ye snort sum gunpowder an' sneeze yer head off !
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:55 pm

If'n yer brains were gunpowder, ye couldn't shoot a pea out yer nose!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:56 pm

May all yer noodles be posessed by me gay half-brother!
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monkeys

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:31 am

Yer crew be a load o monkeys an yer ship be a floating bilge tank
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Postby Caliburn » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:54 am

Ar, ye all have good full heads on yer shoulders.

If'n ye don't know why this be an insult, yer no pirate at all!
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dandruff

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:17 am

Arrr, by the looks of ye ye needs ta use head an shoulders shampoo sharpish...yer deck be so covered in dandruff it looks like an Arctic Ice Breaker!

Come and see Auntie for a cure.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:30 pm

Ye ARR a bowlegged lanlubber !
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:50 am

Ye be a brokeback time traveller!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwuLxrv8jY

It's a trailer mix. Some genius made Back to The Future 1 2 and 3 look like a homosexual tale.
Pure genius!
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Postby walktheplank » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:25 pm

yarr yer as a wart on yer nose that yer crew use as a sunshield.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:48 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Ye be a brokeback time traveller!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwuLxrv8jY

It's a trailer mix. Some genius made Back to The Future 1 2 and 3 look like a homosexual tale.
Pure genius!


they have also done a trailer of the shining making it look like a kids movie
search youtube for school of rock remixed
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:22 pm

Yarrr, even thee bilge rats mock ye.
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Jim Lad

Postby black bart » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:19 pm

Arrrr...I be only insultin ye in the hope o winnin a Jim Lad next year...ye pock marked, cronanless, drunken blaggard!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:33 pm

ye arr a pooperpants !
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