The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:48 pm

ARGH ! Put yer biscuits away man !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept

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pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:35 pm

Yarrr, his only friends be weevils.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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anthrobabe
Lord of Linguini
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Location: Waiting to move where the Gorillas are, the ones without cell phones and cars!

Postby anthrobabe » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:08 am

and little green worms
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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black bart
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Spittoons

Postby black bart » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:27 pm

Ye can talk matey, yer spittoons be tarnished and need a good polishin!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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CATPIN_PUFF
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:43 am

YOU IS MY LITTERZ LOL


I POOED ON YER POOPDECK
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ

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Moral Minority
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Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:42 am

I iz in ur kitti litter. Eatin' ur poop.

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walktheplank
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Postby walktheplank » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:43 am

yarr not been on these shores fer a while but ye all still are the same bloodthirsty bunch of vomit encrusted slimeballs yer were afore.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:46 pm

Yer wig be three parts water!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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CATPIN_PUFF
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:21 am

Moral Minority wrote:I iz in ur kitti litter. Eatin' ur poop.


U IS DIRTY DOGTHING? BAD POOPEATER!

U IS STINKS LIKE GANGREEEEENUS STUMP O' A WOBBEGONGS CLASPERDONG




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*IS SALUTE TO WALKTHEPLANK*
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ

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Moral Minority
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:48 am

Cap'n Puff, ye haven't heard of that there Scheise Porn, have yerr??

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black bart
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lobster

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:28 am

Arrrrrgh, yer bum be plugged wiv a lobster!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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The Black Spot
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Postby The Black Spot » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:35 am

Gah! ye stink like summit's climbed up yer own bum an' died there.

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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:34 pm

Argh, yer bum be wharr all crustaceans go to die!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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CATPIN_PUFF
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:21 am

Yer bum is why is they ded.
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ

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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:03 am

Is this yer firs' toime ye not be capslockin'?

Yer bum is below the entoire socoiety o' bums!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.


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