The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:03 am

Since when was that an insult? :confused: It happens to be a perfect description of my transport. :love:

That thar lollipop 'as mower spit 'n grit than sugaaarrrgh; yet it bee mower nyoo-trish-uss than Bart's fish 'ed stoo 'n mower hint-elly-junt than Nef Yoo.

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:52 am

Yarr...ye be a land lubbin British Export.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:06 pm

Arrrgh, ye has a Spanyerd's Cutlass.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:52 am

Aaaaarrrrgh Ye has a woman's legs! I'll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:52 pm

ye mummy wushuss ye weer a gurl
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:46 pm

ye mummy wushuss ye weer a boyy
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:55 am

yer mummy works in thee Admral Benbow.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:36 pm

ye haz a muskit ball in yer foot haha
en et hertz an ye crwin juss lik a liddil baby
en now alla uder pywitz laffin et ya
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby skyweir » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:39 pm

Ahrrr, ye'd be seasick in a puddle o' yer own makin'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:58 am

ye weer late fer tha bordin parrdy so ye dint git ta kum wiff us so noaw ye dunt hav eny stuff fwum tha pillijin
nana
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby skyweir » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:46 am

Ahrrr, ye couldne' pillage th' Orstrayan 'pposition leader's rrr's iffn ye mad im Prahm Minister.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby gronank » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:48 am

Yer be the foynest pyrate of Oustria
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:06 pm

yer mummy sez yeer fraid ov hightz so ye kant klim ep ta tha crowz nist wiff us en spit on tha big pywitz

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:13 pm

If ye wuz up in the maintop, ye'd be shittin, not spittin. :moon:

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:58 am

Yarrgh, thee onlee way ye'd get in thee maintop would be if we capsized.
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