The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

[pieces o'nine]

Oi've heard better hinsults from Ravi. Not much better, ter be onnist, but still....

[Rev. Daniel Scott]

Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.

[Ravi Oli]

Arrr yer landlocked lubber.... ye woodent know Griffin frum a deckchair on thee Titanic. Ye mite 'ave blowed a hoppertunity thar.

Yer frum Wisconsin... ye arnt b'chance thee Jetman?

[Roy Hunter]

Wisconsin, eh? Don't wager yer ship agin 'im in cards: I 'ear 'e stacks thee deck.

[black bart]

Yarr ye've all got avatars from Toys Arrrgh Us!

[Ravi Oli]

Arrrr an' ye knows abowt Toys Arrrgh Us becoz theys 'ave the bikesickles wiv thee trainin' wheels ye favour.

Thar wert a three-fer-one spechul on avaminions larst week... Oi got one for ye an' Nef too...

[Rev. Daniel Scott]

Oi rilly cant sai nuffin cuz yer avaminions be butiful.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrr, yer BartMinion be luvverly!

But t'be trooly awe thentick, ye must keepe a luckshurious hair clippe hart witch can be modified t'mayke larger an larger, then smaller an smaller beerds, musstasheeos, an thee loike.

[Griffin]

Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.

Oi wuldnt 'av ye as me second, third or forth mate, let alown first, h'even if yer pesky hed wer boyled in a tub o laard.

[Ravi Oli]

'Tis sumthin' we downt loike ta menshun, 'ow ye hanoints thyself daily wit a tub o'lard.

[pieces o'nine]

Yer maye not loikes t'menshun hit, but tis well knowne ye copies hit.
Ye owes yer crewe munfs ov backe wages, frittered aweigh in tubbes o'lard, tryin' ter regain yer loste and waysted youf.

[Ravi Oli]

Arrr ye still be mis-spendin' yer youf [or be it mis-spendin' thee kids in'eritance?] ridin' abowt on chopped 'Arlies.

[pieces o'nine]

Ye knows roight well oi duzzint care ter 'ave chilluns or chopped 'Arrrghlies abowt thee Mad Moggies Revenge.

At least we duzzint fink as Box Jellyfishes, Taipan, Saltwater Crocodyles, Blue Ring Octopoi, Stone Fishes, Redde Backe Spyders, Brown Snaykes, Tyger Snaykes, Grate Whoite Sharkes, Funnel Webbe Spyders, Droppe Beares, an walkin abowt Hupsoide Down be a proper welcome fer thee turists, ye grate Dundee'in Blowharde.

[Ravi Oli]

Arrr yer fergot thee dingo eatin' babies... or wert thart baby eatin' dingoes?
Iffin we 'ad lines, tyegers an' woolfs ere theyd make your uns look loike kitties an' chewhawhas.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, ye've nivver seen thee orrifick chew-ha-has that runs pert near woild in thee Ocean o' Sand. Brace yerse'f afore ye turns yer one good oi t'this feerce dogge. Once scene, hit can nivverbe *un*scene.

Take that, ye countryman of Melle Gibsonne an Ruperrrrt Murrrghdoch!