The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Oi've heard better hinsults from Ravi. Not much better, ter be onnist, but still....
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.
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Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrr yer landlocked lubber.... ye woodent know Griffin frum a deckchair on thee Titanic. Ye mite 'ave blowed a hoppertunity thar.
Yer frum Wisconsin... ye arnt b'chance thee Jetman?
Yer frum Wisconsin... ye arnt b'chance thee Jetman?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Wisconsin, eh? Don't wager yer ship agin 'im in cards: I 'ear 'e stacks thee deck.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Yarr ye've all got avatars from Toys Arrrgh Us!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrr an' ye knows abowt Toys Arrrgh Us becoz theys 'ave the bikesickles wiv thee trainin' wheels ye favour.
Thar wert a three-fer-one spechul on avaminions larst week... Oi got one for ye an' Nef too...




Thar wert a three-fer-one spechul on avaminions larst week... Oi got one for ye an' Nef too...




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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Oi rilly cant sai nuffin cuz yer avaminions be butiful.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Yarrr, yer BartMinion be luvverly!
But t'be trooly awe thentick, ye must keepe a luckshurious hair clippe hart witch can be modified t'mayke larger an larger, then smaller an smaller beerds, musstasheeos, an thee loike.
But t'be trooly awe thentick, ye must keepe a luckshurious hair clippe hart witch can be modified t'mayke larger an larger, then smaller an smaller beerds, musstasheeos, an thee loike.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Rev. Daniel Scott wrote:Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.
Oi wuldnt 'av ye as me second, third or forth mate, let alown first, h'even if yer pesky hed wer boyled in a tub o laard.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
'Tis sumthin' we downt loike ta menshun, 'ow ye hanoints thyself daily wit a tub o'lard.
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Yer maye not loikes t'menshun hit, but tis well knowne ye copies hit.
Ye owes yer crewe munfs ov backe wages, frittered aweigh in tubbes o'lard, tryin' ter regain yer loste and waysted youf.
Ye owes yer crewe munfs ov backe wages, frittered aweigh in tubbes o'lard, tryin' ter regain yer loste and waysted youf.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrr ye still be mis-spendin' yer youf [or be it mis-spendin' thee kids in'eritance?] ridin' abowt on chopped 'Arlies.
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Ye knows roight well oi duzzint care ter 'ave chilluns or chopped 'Arrrghlies abowt thee Mad Moggies Revenge.
At least we duzzint fink as Box Jellyfishes, Taipan, Saltwater Crocodyles, Blue Ring Octopoi, Stone Fishes, Redde Backe Spyders, Brown Snaykes, Tyger Snaykes, Grate Whoite Sharkes, Funnel Webbe Spyders, Droppe Beares, an walkin abowt Hupsoide Down be a proper welcome fer thee turists, ye grate Dundee'in Blowharde.
At least we duzzint fink as Box Jellyfishes, Taipan, Saltwater Crocodyles, Blue Ring Octopoi, Stone Fishes, Redde Backe Spyders, Brown Snaykes, Tyger Snaykes, Grate Whoite Sharkes, Funnel Webbe Spyders, Droppe Beares, an walkin abowt Hupsoide Down be a proper welcome fer thee turists, ye grate Dundee'in Blowharde.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrr yer fergot thee dingo eatin' babies... or wert thart baby eatin' dingoes?
Iffin we 'ad lines, tyegers an' woolfs ere theyd make your uns look loike kitties an' chewhawhas.
Iffin we 'ad lines, tyegers an' woolfs ere theyd make your uns look loike kitties an' chewhawhas.
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Yarrrgh, ye've nivver seen thee orrifick chew-ha-has that runs pert near woild in thee Ocean o' Sand. Brace yerse'f afore ye turns yer one good oi t'this feerce dogge. Once scene, hit can nivverbe *un*scene.
Take that, ye countryman of Melle Gibsonne an Ruperrrrt Murrrghdoch!
Take that, ye countryman of Melle Gibsonne an Ruperrrrt Murrrghdoch!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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