The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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- The Black Spot
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- black bart
- Resident Weevil
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Privvy
Six bells and all is well...except you ye Rat infested privvy!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- walktheplank
- Lumache Lieutenant
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ye stink, ye smell, yer ugly as I far as I can tell.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
- black bart
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Belay
YYYAARRR I heard ye likes to Belay Yerself in the Focsle...and on the poop deck!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- walktheplank
- Lumache Lieutenant
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bart be very smelly
his legs turned to jelly
after Spot said
I'll not stab is head
I'll stab im in the belly
his legs turned to jelly
after Spot said
I'll not stab is head
I'll stab im in the belly
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
- The Black Spot
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- black bart
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Binnacle
BAH why don't ye go and buff up yer Binnacle!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- The Black Spot
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- Joy of Pasta
- Ziti Zealot
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- black bart
- Resident Weevil
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Hermit
YYYAAARRR - ye walk like a hermit crab with piles!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Duke
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Yer not worth the plank we'll walk ye off of!
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
- Joy of Pasta
- Ziti Zealot
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- black bart
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Blubber
Bah - there be more blubber on ye than a Hump back Whale! 

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