The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Jelly

Postby black bart » Mon May 22, 2006 10:01 am

YYYAAARRR - ye'r wit be as sharp as a Jelly Fish!
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Postby walktheplank » Mon May 22, 2006 12:10 pm

you be as good a pirate as Charles Clarke was home secretary.
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Ouch

Postby black bart » Mon May 22, 2006 12:50 pm

That's below the belt even for you...

Why, why...Ye'r nothin but a Sunken Chested Desk scrubber!
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Postby walktheplank » Tue May 23, 2006 6:03 am

ye be a festering pile of locust droppings
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crispo

Postby black bart » Tue May 23, 2006 9:09 am

Bah...ye be a crispy locust sandwich with added weevils!
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Postby Joy of Pasta » Tue May 23, 2006 12:56 pm

Bah the lot o' ya's. Ya couldn't wag yer tongues any worst than iffen ya had to swab the deck with 'em.
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Re: crispo

Postby DaveL » Tue May 23, 2006 5:37 pm

black bart wrote:Bah...ye be a crispy locust sandwich with added weevils!


YArrrrr...

That be an excellent Piratey taste sensation Bart!
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Postby The Black Spot » Wed May 24, 2006 7:40 am

Yarrr, ye be the crust off a bowl o' cold sick!

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Postby walktheplank » Wed May 24, 2006 9:03 am

if ye were on fire I wouldn't let the snot from me nose fall on ye
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Snotty

Postby black bart » Wed May 24, 2006 9:07 am

Bah...from the size o your conk there'd be enough snot to sink a gallion!
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Postby The Black Spot » Wed May 24, 2006 9:25 am

Arrr, ye can talk! If ye has a snotty nose, ye daren't sniff it - yer head'd explode!

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Nose City

Postby black bart » Wed May 24, 2006 9:57 am

YYYAARRR - Where be ye from matey? - Nose City! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby The Black Spot » Wed May 24, 2006 10:43 am

Arrr, I hear ye has connections wi' organised crime. The Cosa Nostril.

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Postby Joy of Pasta » Wed May 24, 2006 11:31 am

The Black Spot wrote:Arrr, I hear ye has connections wi' organised crime. The Cosa Nostril.


Arrr, you blew that one up good.
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed May 24, 2006 3:47 pm

His nostrils are big enough that an expedition of spelunkers got lost there last month. They call him captain mammoth for more than one reason.
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