The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:08 am

Arrgh...I've seen eyeglasses look better on a Narwhal!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:33 pm

^ wants to come back as a narwhal so he can tell everyone "I got the horn..."
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:25 am

Arrgh yer insult looks loik it had set sail for thee "Lie Thread", got lost at sea an ended up here!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:05 pm

Arrrrggghhhh blarst ye bart... ye prolly be roight fer wonce so let's 'ave a rum ta sellerbrate thee ockasian.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby skyweir » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:14 pm

Arrh, ye be moer loike fashyon deeseingers than pyrates- plunderin' each other ter find the roight threadee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:45 am

Arr talkin o fashion I see ye be wearin a nice little Vivienne Westwood number to himpress yer croo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby skyweir » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:44 pm

Arrgh Bart, ye frocke coate 'as bin paart o' pyrate fashion fer centuries. Ye' 'r spendin too much tyme by the catwalk an' noo enough by the planke..
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:48 pm

Ye once mistook Cap'n Ahab, an' tried ter hump thee white whale! :shocked:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Snoopkitten » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:47 am

"Ye be not a pirate at all" - worst insult evar :D
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:19 am

Arrrrrrr 'twas thee^ tawt thee wenches at Madame Fifi's 'ow ta make sammiches.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:12 pm

Thee lads on yer shippe pity ye, fer beleevin that Mdame Fifi's be a legendary sammich shoppe.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:37 pm

Barrgh...the last sammich wot ye made ye left yer knork in it!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:15 pm

Arrrgh, thee feare ov loss be a path t' thee Knork Soide, ye stuck-up, 'alf-witted, scruffy-lookin' haggis-herder!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:36 pm

Argh! A winch thee loikes o ye be butter soivin in thee galley then at, thee helm!Ye lanlubrin poncy jibberin uppiddy skirt!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:03 pm

Arrrgh, 'ave yer peeps let my peeps know wen ye 'as a hinsult werf lissenin to.
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